I just received this as a PM...don't quite know what to make of it. It reads: "I do faithfully swear,promise and affirm before God that I shall be for evermore the faithful servant,vassal and humble obedient serf of my Lord Stevebaby though I be a worthless cur and lower than a slug's knackers in comparison to my liege Lord Stevebaby's incandescent brightness in the firmament,and that I shall pay homage to his Greatness at all times on pain of having my babbling tongue torn out.Further I bear witness that my Lord Stevebaby owns me and will for Eternity. I make this solemn vow om the sixteenth day of November in the Year of Our Lord Two Thousand and Six. Signed, My Lord Stevebaby's most humble and obedient servant, Billm." I don't know, bill.It seems a little bit over the top with the language and the swearing,but the sentiment is there so I'll consider it and that's as much as I'll promise.I'm bound to say though,I expect my vassals to have at least enough intelligence to pull turnips out of the ground and so far...I don't like your chances OK? I tellya what....you can serve as the Soapbox speedbump until you prove yourself and then we'll try you out on the turnips.Can't be fairer than that,can I? PS. Liked the pic of you tugging the forelock and bowing before one of my posts but I accidentally deleted it while I was cataloging my porn collection. Never mind... there will be other chances.