Office Joke

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by Guest, Jun 3, 2002.

  1. Guest

    Guest Guest

    A man in a hot air balloon realized he was lost. He reduced altitude and
    spotted a woman below. He descended a bit more and shouted," Excuse me, can
    you help? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour
    ago, but I don't know where I am."

    The woman below replied, "You are in a hot air balloon hovering
    approximately 30 feet above the ground. You are between 40 and 41 degrees
    north latitude and between 59 and 60 degrees west longitude."

    "You must be an engineer," said the balloonist.

    "I am," replied the woman. "How did you know?"

    "Well," answered the balloonist, "everything you told me is technically
    correct, but I have no idea what to make of you, and the fact is I am still
    lost. Frankly, you've not been much help so far."

    The woman below responded, "You must be in management."

    "I am," replied the balloonist, "but how did you know?"

    "Well," said the woman, "you don't know where you are or where you are
    going. You have risen to where you are, due to a large quantity of hot air.
    You made a promise which you have no idea how to keep, and you expect people
    beneath you to solve your problems. The fact is you are in exactly the same
    position you were in before we met, but now, somehow, it's my fault!"


  2. Vo2

    Vo2 Member

    Aug 11, 2001
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    I like this one too! ;D