"John Morgan" <
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> NOW is the time to post your one best mountain bike poetry entry.
"It's just a bike FFS".
It's a thing of 'good stuff' beyond the ability, (Toodle-oodle-eee), Of the word to fully express or
define. And it's mine. Dumbarse little kids with snotty noses and annoyingly fiddling fingers prod
it and say: "Hey mister, cool bike", I say; "Aye, this I know, now quit yer droolin' and take a
hike". End of the day WGAF? I Just Ride the thing. Hell is a point of view on a state of being. Or
having my bike stolen by some shithead. Funny how dead rhymes with shithead. If it happened and I
found them I'd do something rather physically aggressive. My helmet looks like a brain sieve. The
sweat in the pads has now dried, So I put it back on my head, *JSTHUAR............
.......Oh dear I can't drop into top gear even with all my new drivetrain parts oh farts ah good
it's only my chain protector and not my selector that was getting in the way of the rear gear mech
so no 'oh heck' I move it a bit and it works and jerks into gear I lose my busted part fear and
pedal along faster at lower cadence the problem is solved for a price of 'no pence' which is good
because I just spent a fortune on XTR cables and new wide handle bars that scrapes the paint off the
doors of the cars that pass to close on my work commute route this bike is a brute on the road
making my back ache where's my slick tyred fully rigid steely FFS? Gotta get muddy this weekend.
Shaun aRe - Just say 'No'.
*(c) Jock Duff, circa Whenever, WGAF?
