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Michael Press
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"Ozark Bicycle" <[email protected]>
wrote:
> Dane Buson wrote:
> > In rec.bicycles.misc Ozark Bicycle <[email protected]> wrote:
> > >
> > > Dane Buson wrote:
> > >> In rec.bicycles.misc Ozark Bicycle <[email protected]> wrote:
> > >> >
> > >> > Ah! Charging a premium for using cane sugar syrup. The final piece of
> > >> > the Coke/New Coke/Coke Classic gambit pays off at long last.
> > >>
> > >> You think too small, it's obviously part of the international Communist
> > >> conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids.
> > >> That's why I drink only distilled water, or rain water, and only pure
> > >> grain alcohol.
> > >
> > > But, do you deny women your essence?
> >
> > Sometimes I have felt a profound sense of fatigue, a feeling of emptiness.
> > Luckily I was able to interpret these feelings correctly: loss of essence. I
> > can assure you it has not recurred, Ozark.
> >
> >
>
> Did you ever watch "Fail Safe" and then "Dr. Strangelove" as a double
> feature? It's very interesting....
The humor in Fail Safe eludes me.
*****
President Merkin Muffley: General Turgidson, I find this
very difficult to understand. I was under the impression
that I was the only one in authority to order the use of
nuclear weapons.
General "Buck" Turgidson: That's right, sir, you are the
only person authorized to do so. And although I, uh, hate
to judge before all the facts are in, it's beginning to
look like, uh, General Ripper exceeded his authority.
--
Michael Press
<[email protected]>,
"Ozark Bicycle" <[email protected]>
wrote:
> Dane Buson wrote:
> > In rec.bicycles.misc Ozark Bicycle <[email protected]> wrote:
> > >
> > > Dane Buson wrote:
> > >> In rec.bicycles.misc Ozark Bicycle <[email protected]> wrote:
> > >> >
> > >> > Ah! Charging a premium for using cane sugar syrup. The final piece of
> > >> > the Coke/New Coke/Coke Classic gambit pays off at long last.
> > >>
> > >> You think too small, it's obviously part of the international Communist
> > >> conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids.
> > >> That's why I drink only distilled water, or rain water, and only pure
> > >> grain alcohol.
> > >
> > > But, do you deny women your essence?
> >
> > Sometimes I have felt a profound sense of fatigue, a feeling of emptiness.
> > Luckily I was able to interpret these feelings correctly: loss of essence. I
> > can assure you it has not recurred, Ozark.
> >
> >
>
> Did you ever watch "Fail Safe" and then "Dr. Strangelove" as a double
> feature? It's very interesting....
The humor in Fail Safe eludes me.
*****
President Merkin Muffley: General Turgidson, I find this
very difficult to understand. I was under the impression
that I was the only one in authority to order the use of
nuclear weapons.
General "Buck" Turgidson: That's right, sir, you are the
only person authorized to do so. And although I, uh, hate
to judge before all the facts are in, it's beginning to
look like, uh, General Ripper exceeded his authority.
--
Michael Press