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OT: ARE YOU SURROUNDED BY NEGATIVE PEOPLE?

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  1. ARE YOU SURROUNDED BY NEGATIVE PEOPLE? Remember this story the next time someone rains on
    your parade

    A New York woman was at her hairdresser's on Park Avenue getting her hair cut prior to a
    vacation in Rome with her husband. She mentioned the trip to the hairdresser, who responded,
    "Rome? Why would anyone want to go here? Italy's crowded, dirty and full of Italians. You're
    crazy to go to Rome. So, how are you getting there?" "We're taking Continental," was the reply.
    "We got a great rate!" "Continental?" exclaimed the hairdresser. "That's a terrible airline.
    Their planes are old, their flight attendants are ugly, and they're always late. So, where are
    you staying in Rome?" "We'll be at this exclusive little place over on Rome's left bank called
    Teste..." "Don't go any further. I know that place. Everybody thinks it's gonna be something
    special and exclusive, but it's really a dump, the worst hotel in the city! The rooms are
    small, the service is surly and they're overpriced. So, whatcha doing when you get there?"
    "We're going to go to see the Vatican and we hope to see the Pope." "That's rich," laughed the
    hairdresser. "You and a million other people trying to see him. He'll look the size of an ant.
    Boy, good luck on this lousy trip of yours. You're going to need it." A month later, the woman
    again came in for a hairdo. The hairdresser asked her about her vacation in Rome. "It was
    wonderful," explained the woman, "not only were we on time in one of Continental's brand new
    planes, but it was overbooked and they bumped us up to first class. The food was wonderful, and
    I had a handsome 28-year-old steward who waited on me hand and foot. And the hotel -- it was
    great! They'd just finished a $5-million remodeling job and now it's a jewel, the finest hotel
    in the city. They, too, were over-booked, so they apologized and gave us their owner's suite at
    no extra charge!" "Well," muttered the hairdresser, "that's all well and good, but I know you
    didn't get to see the Pope." "Actually, we were quite lucky, because as we toured the Vatican,
    a Swiss Guard tapped me on the shoulder and explained that the Pope likes to meet some of the
    visitors and if I'd be so kind as to step into his private room and wait, the Pope would
    personally greet me. Sure enough, five minutes later, the Pope walked through the door and
    shook my hand! I knelt down and he spoke a few words to me." "Oh, really. What did he say?" He
    said, "Where'd you get that awful hair cut?"

    (Courtesy of Heartwarmers)

    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

    www.BreastImplantAwareness.org

  2. Ilena,

    Loved it. Merry Christmas,

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    Quoted message said:

    ARE YOU SURROUNDED BY NEGATIVE PEOPLE? Remember this story the next time someone rains on
    your parade

    A New York woman was at her hairdresser's on Park Avenue getting her hair cut prior to a
    vacation in Rome with her husband. She mentioned the trip to the hairdresser, who responded,
    "Rome? Why would anyone want to


    go

    Quoted message said:

    here? Italy's crowded, dirty and full of Italians. You're crazy to go to Rome. So, how are you
    getting there?" "We're taking Continental," was the reply. "We got a great rate!" "Continental?"
    exclaimed the hairdresser. "That's a terrible


    airline.

    Quoted message said:

    Their planes are old, their flight attendants are ugly, and they're always late. So, where are you
    staying in Rome?" "We'll be at this exclusive little place over on Rome's left bank called
    Teste..." "Don't go any further. I know that place. Everybody thinks it's gonna be something
    special and exclusive, but it's really a dump, the


    worst

    Quoted message said:

    hotel in the city! The rooms are small, the service is surly and they're overpriced. So, whatcha
    doing when you get there?" "We're going to go to see the Vatican and we hope to see the Pope."
    "That's rich," laughed the hairdresser. "You and a million other people trying to see him. He'll
    look the size of an ant. Boy, good luck on this lousy trip of yours. You're going to need it." A
    month later, the woman again came in for a hairdo. The hairdresser asked her about her vacation in
    Rome. "It was wonderful," explained the woman, "not only were we on time in one of Continental's
    brand new planes, but it was overbooked and they bumped us up to first class. The food was
    wonderful, and I had a handsome 28-year-old steward who waited on me hand and foot. And the hotel
    -- it was great! They'd just finished a $5-million remodeling job and now it's


    a

    Quoted message said:

    jewel, the finest hotel in the city. They, too, were over-booked, so they apologized and gave us
    their owner's suite at no extra charge!" "Well," muttered the hairdresser, "that's all well and
    good, but I know you didn't get to see the Pope." "Actually, we were quite lucky, because as we
    toured the Vatican, a Swiss Guard tapped me on the shoulder and explained that the Pope likes to
    meet some of the visitors and if I'd be so kind as to step into his


    private

    Quoted message said:

    room and wait, the Pope would personally greet me. Sure enough, five minutes later, the Pope
    walked through the door and shook my hand! I knelt down and he spoke a few words to me." "Oh,
    really. What did he say?" He said, "Where'd you get that awful hair cut?"

    (Courtesy of Heartwarmers)

    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

    www.BreastImplantAwareness.org

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