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[email protected] (Michael Baldwin) writes:
> Tom say's - Those "hot 'n readies" aren't real pizzas.
>
> ...I agree, that's why I put "pizza" in quotes...
It occurs to me they (Little Caesar's Hot 'n Ready
pizzas) might be rendered viable by using them to
shingle a batch of Beefaroni that's been slowly
stewed with a little extra ground beef, mushrooms,
a righteous shot of freshly ground black pepper,
the kind of ground, red chili peppers you sprinkle
on real pizzas, a li'l fresh tarragon crumbled by
rubbing itbetween the palms of your hands, and a
pinch (or a pinch 'n a half) of oregano. For my
own personal chemistry, black pepper intensifies
chili peppers -- it's like a catalyst.
And of course, however much garlic suits your palate.
And some Anaheim pepper slices, put in last so they
don't overcook and become limp corpses.
Stick a chicken Cacciatore on top of all that,
and yer off 'n runnin'. BBQ ribs would probably
work, too.
Oops. I almost forgot to mention the really potent
Romano cheese.
I like to apply it about mid-way through the cooking
process so that some but not all of the hell is
cooked out of it.
If you can't get really potent Romano cheese,
Parmesan will do in a pinch. Just don't cook it;
sprinkle it on after the fact when it's hot-off,
and let it sit for a minute, and let the stored
heat of the concoction soak it in.
It suddenly occurs to me that turkey cacciatore
might be interesting.
When you eat all the stuff off the top, and the
Little Caesar's Hot 'n Ready pizza remains on the
bottom, and your sufficiency is replete, you can
just throw it away. Give it to the crows in the
back yard.
cheers,
Tom
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