OT: Desperately Seeking Pete Jones

Extremely OT, but am desperate. Please forgive. Have been trying to find someone for several years
and don't know where else to try. Internet e-mail address searches have yielded 100's of dead ends.

Seeking Pete Jones, originally from Albany, NY, USA. Mid-forties. About 5 feet 8-10 inches tall.
Reddish hair (at least it was 8 years ago). Last known (several years ago) whereabouts rumored to
have been Kentucky. Last known employment was in D/P. Original D/P employment at GE in Schenectady,
NY. Started out with CoBOL, but has undoubtedly moved on to something else. Workaholic (at least he
was 20 years ago). Lifted weights (at least he did 20 years ago). Graduated military-style HS
mid-seventies.

EXTREMELY smart. Wouldn't be surprised to be found running own consulting/software development
company or very high up in management or technical position.

Please help, folks. Sound like anybody you know? It's very important to me personally to get back in
touch. Thanks in advance for any help you can give.

Gwen

 

[email protected] (Gwen Shutter) writes:
>Extremely OT, but am desperate. Please forgive. Have been trying to find someone for several years
>and don't know where else to try. Internet e-mail address searches have yielded 100's of dead ends.

Never, ever, do this again. *
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Gwen Shutter wrote:
> Extremely OT, but am desperate. Please forgive. Have been trying to find someone for several
> years and don't know where else to try. Internet e-mail address searches have yielded 100's of
> dead ends.
>
> Seeking Pete Jones, originally from Albany, NY, USA. Mid-forties. About 5 feet 8-10 inches tall.
> Reddish hair (at least it was 8 years ago). Last known (several years ago) whereabouts rumored to
> have been Kentucky. Last known employment was in D/P. Original D/P employment at GE in
> Schenectady, NY. Started out with CoBOL, but has undoubtedly moved on to something else.
> Workaholic (at least he was 20 years ago). Lifted weights (at least he did 20 years ago).
> Graduated military-style HS mid-seventies.
>
> EXTREMELY smart. Wouldn't be surprised to be found running own consulting/software development
> company or very high up in management or technical position.
>
> Please help, folks. Sound like anybody you know? It's very important to me personally to get back
> in touch. Thanks in advance for any help you can give.
>
> Gwen

Sorry, Pete's not here.

We've got a spare Dave we could let you have, though.

Kathleen

 

>We've got a spare Dave we could let you have, though.
>
>Kathleen

As long as you take Jeff and Mike (it's a package deal)

Steve

 

Kathleen <[email protected]> wrote in message news:<[email protected]>...
> Gwen Shutter wrote:
> > Extremely OT, but am desperate. Please forgive. Have been trying to find someone for several
> > years and don't know where else to try. Internet e-mail address searches have yielded 100's of
> > dead ends.
> >
> > Seeking Pete Jones, originally from Albany, NY, USA. Mid-forties. About 5 feet 8-10 inches tall.
> > Reddish hair (at least it was 8 years ago). Last known (several years ago) whereabouts rumored
> > to have been Kentucky. Last known employment was in D/P. Original D/P employment at GE in
> > Schenectady, NY. Started out with CoBOL, but has undoubtedly moved on to something else.
> > Workaholic (at least he was 20 years ago). Lifted weights (at least he did 20 years ago).
> > Graduated military-style HS mid-seventies.
> >
> > EXTREMELY smart. Wouldn't be surprised to be found running own consulting/software development
> > company or very high up in management or technical position.
> >
> > Please help, folks. Sound like anybody you know? It's very important to me personally to get
> > back in touch. Thanks in advance for any help you can give.
> >
> > Gwen
>
>
> Sorry, Pete's not here.
>
> We've got a spare Dave we could let you have, though.
>
> Kathleen

ROTFL!

Classic.

Spider

 

On 23 Apr 2003 10:39:59 -0700, [email protected] (Gwen Shutter) blathered:

>Extremely OT, but am desperate. Please forgive. Have been trying to find someone for several years
>and don't know where else to try. Internet e-mail address searches have yielded 100's of dead ends.
>
>Seeking Pete Jones, originally from Albany, NY, USA. Mid-forties. About 5 feet 8-10 inches tall.
>Reddish hair (at least it was 8 years ago). Last known (several years ago) whereabouts rumored to
>have been Kentucky. Last known employment was in D/P. Original D/P employment at GE in Schenectady,
>NY. Started out with CoBOL, but has undoubtedly moved on to something else. Workaholic

Must be talking about some other Pete Jones, I guess.

Pete
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Tried the "Witness Protection Scheme"?

They're a pretty tight-lipped mob but you never know....

 

On Wed, 23 Apr 2003 13:49:59 -0500, Kathleen <[email protected]> wrote:

>Gwen Shutter wrote:
>> Extremely OT, but am desperate. Please forgive. Have been trying to find someone for several
>> years and don't know where else to try. Internet e-mail address searches have yielded 100's of
>> dead ends.
>>
>> Seeking Pete Jones, originally from Albany, NY, USA. Mid-forties. About 5 feet 8-10 inches tall.
>> Reddish hair (at least it was 8 years ago). Last known (several years ago) whereabouts rumored to
>> have been Kentucky. Last known employment was in D/P. Original D/P employment at GE in
>> Schenectady, NY. Started out with CoBOL, but has undoubtedly moved on to something else.
>> Workaholic (at least he was 20 years ago). Lifted weights (at least he did 20 years ago).
>> Graduated military-style HS mid-seventies.
>>
>> EXTREMELY smart. Wouldn't be surprised to be found running own consulting/software development
>> company or very high up in management or technical position.
>>
>> Please help, folks. Sound like anybody you know? It's very important to me personally to get back
>> in touch. Thanks in advance for any help you can give.
>>
>> Gwen
>
>
>Sorry, Pete's not here.
>
>We've got a spare Dave we could let you have, though.
>
>Kathleen

Awww, thanks Kat. I knew you still cared. But O am wonderful right where I'm at. But again thanks
for caring. With friends like you. Who needs enemas.

Dave (feel the love!)

 

[email protected] (Paul Vader) wrote in message news:<[email protected]>...
> [email protected] (Gwen Shutter) writes:
> >Extremely OT, but am desperate. Please forgive. Have been trying to find someone for several
> >years and don't know where else to try. Internet e-mail address searches have yielded 100's of
> >dead ends.
>
> Never, ever, do this again. *

Or what, you'll tell my Mommy? There are plenty of OT posts in these NG's. Go pick on somebody
your own size.

 

Thanks everybody. Found him!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

G

 

On 25 Apr 2003 05:42:11 -0700, [email protected] (Gwen Shutter) wrote:

>Thanks everybody. Found him!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>
>G

Is he the father?

 

<[email protected]> wrote in message news:[email protected]...
> On 25 Apr 2003 05:42:11 -0700, [email protected] (Gwen Shutter) wrote:
>
> >Thanks everybody. Found him!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
> >
> >G
>
> Is he the father?
>

LOL.............there's no offspring involved.

G.

 

Gwen Shutter wrote:

> [email protected] (Paul Vader) wrote in message news:<[email protected]>...
>
>>[email protected] (Gwen Shutter) writes:
>>
>>>Extremely OT, but am desperate. Please forgive. Have been trying to find someone for several
>>>years and don't know where else to try. Internet e-mail address searches have yielded 100's of
>>>dead ends.
>>>
>>Never, ever, do this again. *
>
> Or what, you'll tell my Mommy? There are plenty of OT posts in these NG's. Go pick on somebody
> your own size.

Let's see... if *everyone* who is trying to find a person mass-posted such messages to all sorts of
newsgroups... well, if you don't have the brainpower to figure out the problem then spelling it out
probably won't help any either. ;-)

the Mav

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[email protected] (Gwen Shutter) wrote in
news:[email protected]:

> Thanks everybody. Found him!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The poor bastard.

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[email protected] (Gwen Shutter) wrote in
news:[email protected]:

> [email protected] (Paul Vader) wrote in message news:<[email protected]>...
>> [email protected] (Gwen Shutter) writes:
>> >Extremely OT, but am desperate. Please forgive. Have been trying to find someone for several
>> >years and don't know where else to try. Internet e-mail address searches have yielded 100's of
>> >dead ends.
>>
>> Never, ever, do this again. *
>
> Or what, you'll tell my Mommy? There are plenty of OT posts in these NG's. Go pick on somebody
> your own size.

No, he'll report you to your ISP for newsgroup spamming; and judging by your nasty attitude, that
should have been done the first time you did this.

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"Gwendolyn" <[email protected]> wrote in news:b8bcc0$i19$1 @newsreader.mailgate.org:

> [email protected]

How amusing. Is the State of Georgia allowing use of their computer resources for personal use? Or
were you performing official business for the State under an alias?

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[email protected] (Gwen Shutter) wrote:

>[email protected] (Paul Vader) wrote in message news:<[email protected]>...
>> [email protected] (Gwen Shutter) writes:
>> >Extremely OT, but am desperate. Please forgive. Have been trying to find someone for several
>> >years and don't know where else to try. Internet e-mail address searches have yielded 100's of
>> >dead ends.
>>
>> Never, ever, do this again. *
>
>Or what, you'll tell my Mommy? There are plenty of OT posts in these NG's. Go pick on somebody your
>own size.

No, but someone else might be nasty enough and drop a line to The State of Georgia, Department of
Administrative Services.

 

On 25 Apr 2003 05:42:11 -0700, [email protected] (Gwen Shutter) wrote:

>Thanks everybody. Found him!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>

Good. Now you can tell him about your genital herpes.

You know it's the right thing to do.

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and your fate will be served in due time." -- Brendan Battles, Spammer, in NANAE on April 1, 2003.
(Let the countdown begin.)

 

[email protected] (Gwen Shutter) wrote:

> There are plenty of OT posts in these NG's.

I think I'm beginning to regret forwarding the original post to Pete...

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h, y3ah, Kevin S. Wilson <[email protected]>? 0n Fri, 25 Apr 2003
13:27:58 -0600, yoµ wrot3:

(Uh oh! Poor dude didn't run far enough, eyy?)

>Good. Now you can tell him about your genital herpes. You know it's the right thing to do.

He could at least tell her how Usenet works, and Google.
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