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> I love my master;
> Thus I perfume myself with
> This long-rotten squirrel.
>
> I lie belly-up
> In the sunshine, happier than
> You ever will be.
>
> Today I sniffed
> Many dog butts--I celebrate
> By kissing your face.
>
> I sound the alarm!
> Paperboy--come to kill us all--
> Look! Look! Look! Look! Look!
>
> I sound the alarm!
> Garbage man--come to kill us all--
> Look! Look! Look! Look! Look!
>
> I lift my leg and
> Whiz on each bush. Hello, Spot--
> Sniff this and weep.
>
> How do I love thee?
> The ways are numberless as
> My hairs on the rug.
>
> My human is home!
> I am so ecstatic I have
> Made a puddle.
>
> I Hate my choke chain.
> Look, world, they strangle me!
> Ack Ack Ack Ack Ack Ack!
>
> Sleeping here, my chin
> On your foot--no greater bliss--well,
> Maybe catching rats.
>
> Look in my eyes and
> Deny it. No human could
> Love you as much I do.
>
> The cat is not all
> Bad--she fills the litter box
> With Tootsie Rolls.
>
> Dig under fence--why?
> Because it's there. Because it's
> There. Because it's there.
>
> I am your best friend,
> Now, always, and especially
> When you are eating.
>
> You may call them fleas,
> But they are far more--I call
> Them a vocation.
>
> My owners' mood is
> Romantic--I lie near their
> Feet. I fart a big one.
>
>
>
 
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>
> > I love my master;
> > Thus I perfume myself with
> > This long-rotten squirrel.
> >
> > I lie belly-up
> > In the sunshine, happier than
> > You ever will be.
> >
> > Today I sniffed
> > Many dog butts--I celebrate
> > By kissing your face.
> >
> > I sound the alarm!
> > Paperboy--come to kill us all--
> > Look! Look! Look! Look! Look!
> >
> > I sound the alarm!
> > Garbage man--come to kill us all--
> > Look! Look! Look! Look! Look!
> >
> > I lift my leg and
> > Whiz on each bush. Hello, Spot--
> > Sniff this and weep.
> >
> > How do I love thee?
> > The ways are numberless as
> > My hairs on the rug.
> >
> > My human is home!
> > I am so ecstatic I have
> > Made a puddle.
> >
> > I Hate my choke chain.
> > Look, world, they strangle me!
> > Ack Ack Ack Ack Ack Ack!
> >
> > Sleeping here, my chin
> > On your foot--no greater bliss--well,
> > Maybe catching rats.
> >
> > Look in my eyes and
> > Deny it. No human could
> > Love you as much I do.
> >
> > The cat is not all
> > Bad--she fills the litter box
> > With Tootsie Rolls.
> >
> > Dig under fence--why?
> > Because it's there. Because it's
> > There. Because it's there.
> >
> > I am your best friend,
> > Now, always, and especially
> > When you are eating.
> >
> > You may call them fleas,
> > But they are far more--I call
> > Them a vocation.
> >
> > My owners' mood is
> > Romantic--I lie near their
> > Feet. I fart a big one.
> >
> >
> >

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