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"jmcquown" <[email protected]> wrote in message
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> The Ranger wrote:
> > I'm a secular man. I would like to think that my extended family
> > has covered enough major religions to guarantee my safe passage
> > into the great void by default. ("Ranger? Seating right this way,
> > please.")
> >
> > So what greets me at 9:00 a.m. early one fine morning - after a
> > truly enjoyable evening at a local pub the previous night? Three
> > spiffily-dressed females - the matriarch, the daughter, and the
> > daughter's daughter - all light-and-sunshine wishing to share with
> > me "The Watch Tower for the Spanish speaking residents of my
> > neighborhood."
> >
> > Three things occurred before, during, and after this greeting:
> > 1) I wasn't happy about being forced out of bed and looked it.
> > (The multiple raps and two rounds of doorbell chimes assured
> > that.)
> >
> > 2) I don't think there are any large pockets of native
> > Spanish-speakers for several miles, let alone behind my
> > double-door entry. (I mentioned this hoping to close off any
> > conversations that were expected from me.)
> >
> > And
> >
> > 3) Why is it so difficult for this particular cult to understand
> > "No thank you," especially during the holidays?
> >
> > Perhaps the more enlightened of this esteemed group would care to
> > help this heathen understand this particular group's sociopathic
> > needs at conversion?
> >
> > ObWarning: A banger and fries doesn't cover three pints of
> > Guinness and two shots of Jameson's.
> >
> > The Ranger
>
> Reminds me of the Father/Son Baptists who knocked on my door a few years
> ago. "We'd like to welcome you to our church!" I was trying to be polite
> so I said sorry, I already belong to a church. [Note: I don't] Then they
> started playing a guessing game, "Oh, which one? Bellevue? Forest Hill?"
> They *assumed* I was Baptist. There's there first mistake LOL I decided
to
> spare them the agony and said (untruthfully), "Sorry, I'm CATHOLIC." [I'm
> not.] They literally backed away from my door. I wouldn't have been
> surprised if they'd forked the sign of the devil at me as they hastened
> away.
>
> I need to put up a sign like Nancy1 has. No solitications. Don't try to
> sell me magazines or religion, thank you very much. Ed McMahon or his
> equivalent bringing me a check for $1,000,000 USD will be welcomed
>
> Jill
>
> "I a Neo Druid, every Saturday night I sacrifice a virgin in the back of
my van...would you care to join me? "
Works!!!
Hubert Liverman
news:[email protected]...
> The Ranger wrote:
> > I'm a secular man. I would like to think that my extended family
> > has covered enough major religions to guarantee my safe passage
> > into the great void by default. ("Ranger? Seating right this way,
> > please.")
> >
> > So what greets me at 9:00 a.m. early one fine morning - after a
> > truly enjoyable evening at a local pub the previous night? Three
> > spiffily-dressed females - the matriarch, the daughter, and the
> > daughter's daughter - all light-and-sunshine wishing to share with
> > me "The Watch Tower for the Spanish speaking residents of my
> > neighborhood."
> >
> > Three things occurred before, during, and after this greeting:
> > 1) I wasn't happy about being forced out of bed and looked it.
> > (The multiple raps and two rounds of doorbell chimes assured
> > that.)
> >
> > 2) I don't think there are any large pockets of native
> > Spanish-speakers for several miles, let alone behind my
> > double-door entry. (I mentioned this hoping to close off any
> > conversations that were expected from me.)
> >
> > And
> >
> > 3) Why is it so difficult for this particular cult to understand
> > "No thank you," especially during the holidays?
> >
> > Perhaps the more enlightened of this esteemed group would care to
> > help this heathen understand this particular group's sociopathic
> > needs at conversion?
> >
> > ObWarning: A banger and fries doesn't cover three pints of
> > Guinness and two shots of Jameson's.
> >
> > The Ranger
>
> Reminds me of the Father/Son Baptists who knocked on my door a few years
> ago. "We'd like to welcome you to our church!" I was trying to be polite
> so I said sorry, I already belong to a church. [Note: I don't] Then they
> started playing a guessing game, "Oh, which one? Bellevue? Forest Hill?"
> They *assumed* I was Baptist. There's there first mistake LOL I decided
to
> spare them the agony and said (untruthfully), "Sorry, I'm CATHOLIC." [I'm
> not.] They literally backed away from my door. I wouldn't have been
> surprised if they'd forked the sign of the devil at me as they hastened
> away.
>
> I need to put up a sign like Nancy1 has. No solitications. Don't try to
> sell me magazines or religion, thank you very much. Ed McMahon or his
> equivalent bringing me a check for $1,000,000 USD will be welcomed
>
> Jill
>
> "I a Neo Druid, every Saturday night I sacrifice a virgin in the back of
my van...would you care to join me? "
Works!!!
Hubert Liverman