OT: For all the pet owners

[Cameron]

A man runs into the vet's office carrying his dog, screaming for help. The vet rushes him back to an
examination room and has him put his dog down on the examination table. The vet examines the still,
limp body and after a few moments tells the man that his dog, regrettably, is dead.

The man, clearly agitated and not willing to accept this, demands a second opinion.

The vet goes into the back room and comes out with a cat and puts the cat down next to the dog's
body. The cat sniffs the body, walks from head to tail poking and sniffing at the dog's body, and
finally looks at the vet and meows. The vet looks at the man and says, "I'm sorry, but the cat
thinks that your dog is dead, also."

The man is still unwilling to accept that his dog is dead. The vet brings in a black Labrador. The
lab sniffs the body, walks from head to tail, and finally looks at the vet and barks. The vet looks
at the man and says, "I'm sorry, but the Lab thinks your dog is dead too."

The man, finally resigned to the diagnosis, thanks the vet and asks how much he owes.

The vet answers $650.

The man, already upset with the death of his dog, replies, "$650 just for that?"

The vet replies, "I would have charged you $50 for my initial diagnosis. The additional $600 was for
the cat scan an lab test.



--
Cameron

 

[roKeMS]

2 cows in a field. Looking around, chewing grass.One of the cows goes "moo". The second cow turns and sez "Damn I was gonna say that!"

Same 2 cows a few hours later, one cow turns to the other and sez "so whatcha reckon about this mad cow disease?"
The second cow sez "I dunno - I'm a chicken."

 

[Nathaniel Simps]

paging ERPaul.....

If you get this, then you've been around here for a little while.

Simpson

"Cameron" <[email protected]> wrote in message news:[email protected]...
> A man runs into the vet's office carrying his dog, screaming for help. The vet rushes him back to
> an examination room and has him put his dog down on the examination table. The vet examines the
> still, limp body and after
a few
> moments tells the man that his dog, regrettably, is dead.
>
> The man, clearly agitated and not willing to accept this, demands a second opinion.
>
> The vet goes into the back room and comes out with a cat and puts the cat down next to the dog's
> body. The cat sniffs the body, walks from head to
tail
> poking and sniffing at the dog's body, and finally looks at the vet and
meows.
> The vet looks at the man and says, "I'm sorry, but the cat thinks that
your dog
> is dead, also."
>
> The man is still unwilling to accept that his dog is dead. The vet brings
in a black
> Labrador. The lab sniffs the body, walks from head to tail, and finally
looks at the
> vet and barks. The vet looks at the man and says, "I'm sorry, but the Lab
thinks
> your dog is dead too."
>
> The man, finally resigned to the diagnosis, thanks the vet and asks how
much he
> owes.
>
> The vet answers $650.
>
> The man, already upset with the death of his dog, replies, "$650 just for
that?"
>
> The vet replies, "I would have charged you $50 for my initial diagnosis.
The
> additional $600 was for the cat scan an lab test.
>
>
>
>
> --
> Cameron
>
>

 

[John G]

One of the funniest things to circulate the net in a long.
http://www.shavings.net/video/nokia_cat.avi

--
Turn off the fan!!!!!

 

[Jonathan Bond]

Hehe, yeah.... good ol' paul. I miss those jokes, my store is getting depleted!

Jon Bond ( I believe the subject line should be ;-) )

Nathaniel Simpson wrote:
> paging ERPaul.....
>
>
> If you get this, then you've been around here for a little while.
>
> Simpson
>
>
> "Cameron" <[email protected]> wrote in message
> news:[email protected]...
>
>>A man runs into the vet's office carrying his dog, screaming for help. The vet rushes him back to
>>an examination room and has him put his dog down on the examination table. The vet examines the
>>still, limp body and after
>
> a few
>
>>moments tells the man that his dog, regrettably, is dead.
>>
>>The man, clearly agitated and not willing to accept this, demands a second opinion.
>>
>>The vet goes into the back room and comes out with a cat and puts the cat down next to the dog's
>>body. The cat sniffs the body, walks from head to
>
> tail
>
>>poking and sniffing at the dog's body, and finally looks at the vet and
>
> meows.
>
>>The vet looks at the man and says, "I'm sorry, but the cat thinks that
>
> your dog
>
>>is dead, also."
>>
>>The man is still unwilling to accept that his dog is dead. The vet brings
>
> in a black
>
>>Labrador. The lab sniffs the body, walks from head to tail, and finally
>
> looks at the
>
>>vet and barks. The vet looks at the man and says, "I'm sorry, but the Lab
>
> thinks
>
>>your dog is dead too."
>>
>>The man, finally resigned to the diagnosis, thanks the vet and asks how
>
> much he
>
>>owes.
>>
>>The vet answers $650.
>>
>>The man, already upset with the death of his dog, replies, "$650 just for
>
> that?"
>
>>The vet replies, "I would have charged you $50 for my initial diagnosis.
>
> The
>
>>additional $600 was for the cat scan an lab test.
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>--
>>Cameron
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>