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OT: How to wash the cat

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  1. Not cycling, but hope it will bring you a chuckle. This is the best one I've
    seen for the last year, LOL!

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    1. Put the lid of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water
    in the bowl.

    2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.

    3. In one smooth movement put the cat in the toilet and close the lid.
    Note: You may need to stand on the lid.

    4. The cat will self agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises that
    come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this.

    5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a power-wash and
    rinse.

    6. Have someone open the front door of your home. Be sure that there are no
    people between the bathroom and the front door.

    7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift the lid.

    8. The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the bathroom, and
    run outside where he/she will dry themselves off.

    9. Both the toilet bowl and the cat will be sparkling clean.

    Sincerely.......The Dog

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