OT: Interesting

"Markositious Probertositious" <[email hidden]> wrote in
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Quoted message said:

Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than
100%?

We have all been to those meetings where someone wants over 100%.
How about achieving 103%?

Here's a little math that might prove helpful What makes life 100%

If:

A B C D E F G H I J K L M N
O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

is represented as:

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14
15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:

H A R D W O R K
8 1 18 4 23 15 18 11 = 98%

K N O W L E D G E
11 14 15 23 12 5 4 7 5 = 96%

BUT,

A T T I T U D E
1 20 20 9 20 21 4 5 = 100%

And,

B U L L S H I T
2 21 12 12 19 8 9 20 = 103%

So, it stands to reason that hard work and knowledge will get you
close, attitude will get you there, but [censored] will put you over the

top.

Quoted message said:

And look how far ass kissing will take you...

A S S K I S S I N G
1 19 19 11 9 19 19 9 14 7 = 118%

NEVER THOUGHT ABOUT IT LIKE THAT BEFORE, HUH?

Sounds like an Amway presentation. You are an Amway distributor, aren't you?

"Dave" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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Quoted message said:

"Markositious Probertositious" <[email hidden]> wrote in
message news:[email hidden]...

Quoted message said:

Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than
100%?

We have all been to those meetings where someone wants over 100%.
How about achieving 103%?

Here's a little math that might prove helpful What makes life 100%

If:

A B C D E F G H I J K L M N
O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

is represented as:

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14
15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:

H A R D W O R K
8 1 18 4 23 15 18 11 = 98%

K N O W L E D G E
11 14 15 23 12 5 4 7 5 = 96%

BUT,

A T T I T U D E
1 20 20 9 20 21 4 5 = 100%

And,

B U L L S H I T
2 21 12 12 19 8 9 20 = 103%

So, it stands to reason that hard work and knowledge will get you
close, attitude will get you there, but [censored] will put you over the

top.

Quoted message said:

And look how far ass kissing will take you...

A S S K I S S I N G
1 19 19 11 9 19 19 9 14 7 = 118%

NEVER THOUGHT ABOUT IT LIKE THAT BEFORE, HUH?

Sounds like an Amway presentation. You are an Amway distributor, aren't

you?

You cannot even get that right.

16+1+14+1+24+7+9+14+19+5+14+7
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