OT - Iraqi Injvasion

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  1. The Irish have joined in the war. A huge convoy of trucks has set off from Dublin for the long drive
    eastwards. Half of them are loaded with sand and half with cement. Sources say a massive mortar
    attack is planned
     
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  2. Bomba

    Bomba Guest

    Stephen Baker wrote:
    > The Irish have joined in the war. A huge convoy of trucks has set off from Dublin for the long
    > drive eastwards. Half of them are loaded with sand and half with cement. Sources say a massive
    > mortar attack is planned

    Ba-dum tisch!

    They've also sent in a load of special ops guys to blow up tanks, but they keep burning their lips
    on the exhausts.

    And one that sounds like a joke, but actually isn't - Morocco have offered to help in the war effort
    by offering 2000 monkeys that are specially trained to detonate mines. Does beg the question, how do
    you know that you've trained them to detonate mines properly? One would imagine that after their
    first successful sortie, they'd subsequently be pretty ineffectual...
     
  3. In article <[email protected]>, myarse247 @hotmail.com says...
    > Stephen Baker wrote:
    > > The Irish have joined in the war. A huge convoy of trucks has set off from Dublin for the long
    > > drive eastwards. Half of them are loaded with sand and half with cement. Sources say a massive
    > > mortar attack is planned
    >
    > Ba-dum tisch!
    >
    > They've also sent in a load of special ops guys to blow up tanks, but they keep burning their lips
    > on the exhausts.
    >
    > And one that sounds like a joke, but actually isn't - Morocco have offered to help in the war
    > effort by offering 2000 monkeys that are specially trained to detonate mines. Does beg the
    > question, how do you know that you've trained them to detonate mines properly? One would imagine
    > that after their first successful sortie, they'd subsequently be pretty ineffectual...
    >
    >

    Nonsense, they simply have 2000 money's named "Stumpy".
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  4. crazy6r54

    crazy6r54 Guest

    Joking aside those Irish dudes are given the job of check points.

    Fire up MTB 03
     
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