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[email protected]>, myarse247 @hotmail.com says...
> Stephen Baker wrote:
> > The Irish have joined in the war. A huge convoy of trucks has set off from Dublin for the long
> > drive eastwards. Half of them are loaded with sand and half with cement. Sources say a massive
> > mortar attack is planned
>
> Ba-dum tisch!
>
> They've also sent in a load of special ops guys to blow up tanks, but they keep burning their lips
> on the exhausts.
>
> And one that sounds like a joke, but actually isn't - Morocco have offered to help in the war
> effort by offering 2000 monkeys that are specially trained to detonate mines. Does beg the
> question, how do you know that you've trained them to detonate mines properly? One would imagine
> that after their first successful sortie, they'd subsequently be pretty ineffectual...
>
>
Nonsense, they simply have 2000 money's named "Stumpy".
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