OT: just received this in my email

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  1. Technician

    Technician Guest

    Just thought it was funny.
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    GOVERNMENT ANNOUNCEMENT: The government announced today that it is changing its emblem to a condom
    because it more clearly reflects the government's political stance. A condom stands up to inflation,
    halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks, and gives you a sense of
    security while you're actually being screwed. Damn, it just doesn't get more accurate than that!
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    ~Travis
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  2. Sorni

    Sorni Guest

    "Technician" <[email protected]> wrote in message
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    > Just thought it was funny.
    > -------
    > GOVERNMENT ANNOUNCEMENT: The government announced today that it is changing its emblem to a condom
    > because it more clearly reflects the government's political stance. A condom stands up to
    > inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks, and gives
    > you a sense of security while you're actually being screwed. Damn, it just doesn't get more
    > accurate than that!

    This belonged in the "Recycled Humor Day" (tm) thread.

    Bill "been around at LEAST 5 years" S.
     
  3. Shaun Rimmer

    Shaun Rimmer Guest

    Sorni <[email protected]> wrote in message
    news:[email protected]...
    > "Technician" <[email protected]> wrote in message
    > news:[email protected]...
    > > Just thought it was funny.
    > > -------
    > > GOVERNMENT ANNOUNCEMENT: The government announced today that it is changing its emblem to a
    > > condom because it more clearly reflects the government's political stance. A condom stands up to
    > > inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks, and gives
    > > you a sense of security while you're actually being screwed. Damn, it just doesn't get more
    > > accurate than that!
    >
    > This belonged in the "Recycled Humor Day" (tm) thread.
    >
    > Bill "been around at LEAST 5 years" S.

    Still, hilariously accurate ',;~}~

    Shaun aRe
     
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