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Discussion in 'Mountain Bikes' started by Shaun Rimmer, Apr 3, 2003.

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  1. Shaun Rimmer

    Shaun Rimmer Guest

    HOW TO BE POLITICALLY CORRECT ABOUT WOMEN ...

    She is not a SCREAMER or MOANER - She is VOCALLY APPRECIATIVE. She is not EASY - She is
    HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE. She is not DUMB - She is a DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY. She
    has not BEEN AROUND - She is a PREVIOUSLY ENJOYED COMPANION. She is not an AIRHEAD - She is REALITY
    IMPAIRED. She does not get DRUNK or TIPSY - She gets CHEMICALLY INCONVENIENCED. She does not NAG
    YOU - She becomes VERBALLY REPETITIVE.

    She does not have MAJOR LEAGUE HOOTERS - She is PECTORALLY SUPERIOR. She is not a TWO-BIT WHORE -
    She is a LOW COST PROVIDER.

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    HOW TO BE POLITICALLY CORRECT ABOUT MEN...

    He does not have a BEER GUT - He has developed a LIQUID GRAIN STORAGE FACILITY. He does not GET
    LOST ALL THE TIME - He INVESTIGATES ALTERNATIVE DESTINATIONS. He is not BALDING - He is in FOLLICLE
    REGRESSION. He is not a CRADLE ROBBER - He prefers GENERATIONALLY DIFFERENTIAL RELATIONSHIPS. He
    does not get FALLING-DOWN DRUNK - He becomes ACCIDENTALLY HORIZONTAL. He does not act like a TOTAL
    ASS - He develops a case of RECTAL-CRANIAL INVERSION.

    Errrrmm, so there....

    Shaun aRe - I've had enough..........
     
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