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Shaun Rimmer
Guest
HOW TO BE POLITICALLY CORRECT ABOUT WOMEN ...
She is not a SCREAMER or MOANER - She is VOCALLY APPRECIATIVE. She is not EASY - She is
HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE. She is not DUMB - She is a DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY. She
has not BEEN AROUND - She is a PREVIOUSLY ENJOYED COMPANION. She is not an AIRHEAD - She is REALITY
IMPAIRED. She does not get DRUNK or TIPSY - She gets CHEMICALLY INCONVENIENCED. She does not NAG
YOU - She becomes VERBALLY REPETITIVE.
She does not have MAJOR LEAGUE HOOTERS - She is PECTORALLY SUPERIOR. She is not a TWO-BIT ***** -
She is a LOW COST PROVIDER.
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HOW TO BE POLITICALLY CORRECT ABOUT MEN...
He does not have a BEER GUT - He has developed a LIQUID GRAIN STORAGE FACILITY. He does not GET
LOST ALL THE TIME - He INVESTIGATES ALTERNATIVE DESTINATIONS. He is not BALDING - He is in FOLLICLE
REGRESSION. He is not a CRADLE ROBBER - He prefers GENERATIONALLY DIFFERENTIAL RELATIONSHIPS. He
does not get FALLING-DOWN DRUNK - He becomes ACCIDENTALLY HORIZONTAL. He does not act like a TOTAL
ASS - He develops a case of RECTAL-CRANIAL INVERSION.
Errrrmm, so there....
Shaun aRe - I've had enough..........
She is not a SCREAMER or MOANER - She is VOCALLY APPRECIATIVE. She is not EASY - She is
HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE. She is not DUMB - She is a DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY. She
has not BEEN AROUND - She is a PREVIOUSLY ENJOYED COMPANION. She is not an AIRHEAD - She is REALITY
IMPAIRED. She does not get DRUNK or TIPSY - She gets CHEMICALLY INCONVENIENCED. She does not NAG
YOU - She becomes VERBALLY REPETITIVE.
She does not have MAJOR LEAGUE HOOTERS - She is PECTORALLY SUPERIOR. She is not a TWO-BIT ***** -
She is a LOW COST PROVIDER.
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HOW TO BE POLITICALLY CORRECT ABOUT MEN...
He does not have a BEER GUT - He has developed a LIQUID GRAIN STORAGE FACILITY. He does not GET
LOST ALL THE TIME - He INVESTIGATES ALTERNATIVE DESTINATIONS. He is not BALDING - He is in FOLLICLE
REGRESSION. He is not a CRADLE ROBBER - He prefers GENERATIONALLY DIFFERENTIAL RELATIONSHIPS. He
does not get FALLING-DOWN DRUNK - He becomes ACCIDENTALLY HORIZONTAL. He does not act like a TOTAL
ASS - He develops a case of RECTAL-CRANIAL INVERSION.
Errrrmm, so there....
Shaun aRe - I've had enough..........