OT: Really cool monkey jokes!!!!!

[Shaun Rimmer]

Q:

How do you stop a monkey from climbing Blackpool Tower? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
R:

Take it to Southport!

S:

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
T:

Because it was dead!

',;~}

Thank you folks, have a good weekend!

Shaun aRe

 

[Simon]

"Shaun Rimmer" <[email protected]> wrote in message
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| Q:
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| How do you stop a monkey from climbing Blackpool Tower?
A:
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| Take it to Southport!
|
|
|
| Q:
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| Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
| . .
| A:
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| Because it was dead!
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| ',;~}
|
| Thank you folks, have a good weekend!
|
| Shaun aRe

Why did the monkey get dirty?

Cos it had no fenders on its bike ;o)

Simon....have a good one too shaun

 

[Cinder Girl]

Why did Rimmer cross the street?

Cause we were all throwing eggs at him.

 

[Stephen Baker]

CG writes:

>Why did Rimmer cross the street?
>
>Cause we were all throwing eggs at him.
>

Hard-boiled or soft? It makes a difference.............

 

[Cinder Girl]

"Stephen Baker" <[email protected]> wrote in message
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> CG writes:
>
> >Why did Rimmer cross the street?
> >
> >Cause we were all throwing eggs at him.
> >
>
> Hard-boiled or soft? It makes a difference.............
>
>

I think he deserves the soft. Makes more mess on impact.

 

[Shaun Rimmer]

Simon <[email protected]> wrote in message
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>
> "Shaun Rimmer" <[email protected]> wrote in message
> news:[email protected]...
> | Q:
> |
> | How do you stop a monkey from climbing Blackpool Tower?
> A:
> |
> | Take it to Southport!
> |
> |
> |
> | Q:
> |
> | Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
> | . .
> | A:
> |
> | Because it was dead!
> |
> | ',;~}
> |
> | Thank you folks, have a good weekend!
> |
> | Shaun aRe
>
> Why did the monkey get dirty?
>
> Cos it had no fenders on its bike ;o)

Hell fire and brimstone and treacle Si, are you _ever_ gonna let it go?!?!?!? ',;~}

> Simon....have a good one too shaun

I did, ta, despite feeling like I was dying of several fatal diseases at once.

Shaun aRe, proprietor "Snot Rockets R Us!"

 

[Shaun Rimmer]

Cinder Girl <[email protected]> wrote in message
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>
> Why did Rimmer cross the street?
>
> Cause we were all throwing eggs at him.

I like eggs. Were you on the other side of the street to me then?

Shaun aRe

 

[Shaun Rimmer]

Stephen Baker <[email protected]> wrote in message
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> CG says:
>
> >I think he deserves the soft. Makes more mess on impact.
> >
>
> I'll go along with that!

Why for you all be so mean to me?

Shaun aRe