Would Michael Balls stick his [censored] into a jar of Nutella and have someone
lick the Nutella off, then:
(1) snowball it back to him?
(2) tea bag it back to him?
(3) deep kiss the person who licked the Nutella off?
(4) call a press conference to let the world know that he was gettin' a Pro
Tour team together?
(5) have the tatooed dude on his team have his ink removed with a laser?
(6) ask Super Mario for advice on how to score babes