For those of you who watch what you eat, here's the final
word on nutrition and health. It's a relief to recognize the
truth after all those conflicting medical studies.
1. The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart
attacks than the Americans.
2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart
attacks than the Americans.
3. The Chinese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer
heart attacks than the Americans.
4. The French and Italians drink excessive amounts of red
wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than the Americans.
5. The Germans drink lots of beer and eat lots of sausages
and fats and suffer fewer heart attacks than the
Americans.
CONCLUSION: Eat and drink what you like. What kills you is
speaking English.
Practice safe eating - always use condiments