OT: watch what you eat

Discussion in 'Food and nutrition' started by Sf, Mar 13, 2004.

  1. Sf

    Sf Guest

    For those of you who watch what you eat, here's the final
    word on nutrition and health. It's a relief to recognize the
    truth after all those conflicting medical studies.

    1. The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart
    attacks than the Americans.

    2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart
    attacks than the Americans.

    3. The Chinese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer
    heart attacks than the Americans.

    4. The French and Italians drink excessive amounts of red
    wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than the Americans.

    5. The Germans drink lots of beer and eat lots of sausages
    and fats and suffer fewer heart attacks than the
    Americans.

    CONCLUSION: Eat and drink what you like. What kills you is
    speaking English.

    Practice safe eating - always use condiments
     
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