OT Where's my royalties?



On Fri, 25 Jun 2004 15:16:43 GMT, Graeme
<[email protected]> wrote:

>[email protected] (Dave Kahn) wrote in news:57db8bde.0406250652.24b63b03
>@posting.google.com:
>
>> Who among us who has ever read Richard Scarry to small children can
>> ever forget the wonderful character Able Baker Charlie? (Along with
>> Jason the Mason and Lowly Worm.)
>>

>
>Lowly Worm was cool! How the hell did he drive that wee car with no hands
>though?
>



And Jake The Plumber.

Almost as good a name as Frank the Postman in Bod.


Tim
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On Sat, 26 Jun 2004 09:35:36 +0900, James Annan
<[email protected]> wrote:

>chris French wrote:
>
>
>> Depends on what you mean by 'makes sense' really. While it is
>> 'incorrect' to use 'PIN number', if someone is asked for their PIN
>> number, they certainly understand what you mean, so it certainly makes
>> sense.

>
>I used to use a PIN number to get money out of an ATM machine at the TSB
>bank.
>


Yebbut, the last of these is troo. Aren't they TSB Bank plc these
days?

And what about PNS Syndrome? That's PIN Number Syndrome, err,
Syndrome.




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On Sat, 26 Jun 2004 19:01:53 +0100, "Just zis Guy, you know?"
<[email protected]> wrote:

>On Sat, 26 Jun 2004 18:50:54 +0100, "Tony Raven"
><[email protected]> wrote in message
><[email protected]>:
>
>>> Invented by Jacques Cousteau. Note: not Jacques Clouseau.

>
>>Yes, I kneow that, I kneow that.

>
>Ah, the old "I kneow that" ploy, yes...
>


Have you a licence for that Minke Whale?



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On 25 Jun 2004 05:07:48 -0700, [email protected] (Rory) wrote:

>"Simon Mason" <[email protected]> wrote in message news:<[email protected]>...
>> Yours truly is involved in this bizzare law suit!
>>
>> http://wired.com/news/digiwood/0,1412,63952,00.html?tw=wn_tophead_3

>
>Top band, Wilco, but did they pay Alex Chilton for recording Big
>Star's "Thirteen", or did Irdial record it off the the radio and sell
>it to them?



Is this the same Wilco that made an album or two with the Big Nosed
Bard From Barking, putting tunes to Woodie Guthrie lyrics?
>



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>Does your deug bite?
>
>Guy


I do not 'ave a deug. I 'ave a cat

Purrs, I mean cheers, helen s


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dirtylitterboxofferingstospammers wrote:
>> Does your deug bite?
>>
>> Guy

>
> I do not 'ave a deug. I 'ave a cat
>


Zen zat is not yeur deug ;-)

Tony
 
On Sat, 26 Jun 2004 11:19:03 +0100, "Tony Raven"
<[email protected]> () wrote:

>Whingin' Pom wrote:
>>
>> If it looks similar both before and after ROT13, it might be Welsh.

>
>Its txt I tell you. I know because the messages my kids send on their phones
>are yet to be cracked by GCHQ let alone parents


Never mind quantum cryptography, get a couple of teens txting each
other. That'll keep the spooks baffled.

Or maybe it's ROT13d txt. Although who could tell if it was?
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>Zen zat is not yeur deug ;-)
>
>Tony


No it is nut. Is eet your deug?

Cheers, helen s


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Ian G Batten <[email protected]> writes:
>In article <[email protected]>,
>Jon Senior <jon@restlesslemon_DOT_co_DOT_uk.remove> wrote:


>> Phonetic - one meaning as (commonly) understood by Joe public except in
>> one case where there is a disparity.


>So what? Many words have multiple and hard-to-disambiguate meanings.
>Deal with it.


There is also a virtue to it. We use these ambiguities to think round
corners in situations where logic would lead one either to the wrong
conclusion or a sterile dead end. Were language purely logical, that
dream of logicians for a language so pure and logical that it would be
impossible to form and invalid argument in it, then our language would
be seriosuly restricted in its power as a cognitive tool. The
vagueness and ambiguity of language is a powerful tool (allied to its
underlying logic) which is responsible for the very considerable
linguistic augmentation of human mental powers over those of our dumb
fellow creatures.
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Tony Raven wrote:
> Colin McKenzie wrote:
>>And I'm sorry to say I don't understand G, I, S, or Z.
>>
>>Colin McKenzie

>
> G for - Chief of
> I for - Ivor
> S for - ......
>
> get the trend?


That's why I can do the others.

But thank you for those two. I hang my head in shame at forgetting I -
though I think it supports my view that some of David's list are
relatively recent updates.

Colin McKenzie


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In article <[email protected]>,
Tony Raven <[email protected]> wrote:
> Ian G Batten wrote:
> >
> > Hwaet! We Gardena in geardagum,
> > peodcyninga, prym gefrunon,
> > hu oa aepelingas ellen fremedon.
> >Oft Scyld Scefing sceapena preatum,''
> >

>
> They did texting in the Middle Ages?


Far earlier. It's the opening of Beowulf. It's reckoned to have been
written somewhere between 650 and 800.

ian
 
Tony Raven [email protected] opined the following...
> chris French wrote:
> >
> > Depends on what you mean by 'makes sense' really. While it is
> > 'incorrect' to use 'PIN number', if someone is asked for their PIN
> > number, they certainly understand what you mean, so it certainly makes
> > sense.

>
> I suspect if you asked for their PI number they would look thoroughly confused
> and try to tell you its 3.142.......


"Their PI number" would probably leave them completely bewildered.
There'd be much head scratching as they tried to remember if PI is
person specific!

For the record. I'd ask for their PIN. As I always have. Most people
seem to understand that one as well.

Jon
 
Keith Willoughby [email protected] opined the following...
> Jon Senior wrote:
>
> > Keith Willoughby [email protected] opined the following...
> > And "pin" means? http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=pin&db=* will
> > provide some answers. The page contains two definitions which are
> > abbreviations. If you treat "pin" as a word in its own right, then a
> > "pin number" makes no sense

>
> Sure it does. Everyone knows what a PIN number is. All the sense in the
> world.


And the same people also understand PIN, since it is contextual. When
the case machine asks you to type in your pin, you don't start looking
for a sewing accessory. It is shorter, and retains a sensible meaning,
in that expansion will reveal what it is asking for. Again... PIN Number
contains redundancy.

> > (Except possibly when referring to a large numbered collection of
> > sharp metallic objects!). If it is an abbreviation, then the sentence
> > should make sense with the abbreviation expanded.

>
> Why?


Because otherwise its meaning is lost. You don't request a passwordword.
Why request a numbernumber?

> >> No, hang on. The subject is the use of neologisms, not what's on TV. How
> >> does the creation of the word 'lasing' indicate 'dumbing down'? Who on
> >> Earth is using 'lasing' in a 'dumb' manner? How does the 50-year usage
> >> of "Phonetic Alphabet" lead to dumbing down?

> >
> > "Lasing" is indicative of dumbing down because it provides a continuous
> > tense for a non-existant verb.

>
> The verb exists. Deal with it.


So I gather... I stand corrected (If horrified!).

> > The usage of "Phonetic Alphabet" does not necessarily lead to dumbing
> > down (Although in some cases it does lead to misunderstanding). It does
> > however shown up a lack of understanding.

>
> No. *****ing about it shows a lack of understanding of how language is
> used.


Badly you mean? I have offered my experience of how the use of the
phrase "Phonetic Alphabet" has produced people who do not know what
phonetic means. Since we don't yet have another word for that, but have
a perfectly servicable phrase in the form of "Spelling Alphabet", I see
good cause to encourage its use.

> We've been calling a lizard a "slow worm" for hundreds of years,
> for exampe, and English has survived.


Funny. In my life time I've only come across "slow worm" about two or
three times (including this one). It took a while before I found out
that the thing that is called a lizard might actually be known as a slow
worm.

> >> You said yourself that you correct people whenever it comes up. It
> >> appears to be a crusade.

> >
> > The key point here is "whenever it comes up". It has come up now about 3
> > times in my life. You implied that I go out of my way to bring the topic
> > up.

>
> No, I didn't. I said whenever you get the opportunity. Ie, whenever it
> comes up. The other interpretation of that is "every single waking
> hour", which would be . . . a perverse interpretation.


"Crusade". The crusades were not about occasional corrections of
opinion, they involved invasion and mass-slaughter. To liken my three
corrections to a crusade implies (Whether you intended it to or not)
that I go out of my way to bring this topic up.

> > I do not.


> > I never suggested it was (Although it may be indicative of such a
> > tendency). Having abusive language as a considered response to a
> > stranger offering a correction would suggest sociopathic behaviour.

>
> Maybe where you come from. Where I come from - Earth - correcting
> strangers on their use of correct words is considered rude behaviour.


Funny. We expect teachers to do it all day. Who said education had to
stop when you leave school? I enjoy using my brain, and welcome new
information. It would appear that you don't. Any chance of posting JPGs
in case there is ever any danger of us meeting? :)

Jon
 
Chris Malcolm [email protected] opined the following...
> There is also a virtue to it. We use these ambiguities to think round
> corners in situations where logic would lead one either to the wrong
> conclusion or a sterile dead end. Were language purely logical, that
> dream of logicians for a language so pure and logical that it would be
> impossible to form and invalid argument in it, then our language would
> be seriosuly restricted in its power as a cognitive tool. The
> vagueness and ambiguity of language is a powerful tool (allied to its
> underlying logic) which is responsible for the very considerable
> linguistic augmentation of human mental powers over those of our dumb
> fellow creatures.


A fascinating and bizarre take on life (Especially for an informatics
man!). I would have said that the ambiguity allows for beauty in the
form of poetry, or the cutting double-edged speeches often made. Given
that so much of "pure thought" comes down to logic, it seems strange to
suggest that a logical language could lead to the "wrong conclusion".
Surely that would suggest a failure in either the logic, or the
language, not the fact that the language was logical!

Jon
 
In news:[email protected],
Keith Willoughby <[email protected]> typed:
> No. *****ing about it shows a lack of understanding of how language is
> used. We've been calling a lizard a "slow worm" for hundreds of years,
> for exampe, and English has survived.


"That's not a slow worm: that's a very quick worm" -- me, aged 4 or 5

Of course there's the fact that we use the word "worm" to refer to several
entire phylums (phyla?) of animals as it is. Adding a single reptile species
to this doesn't make a huge difference in the big scale of things, I guess.

A
IANATaxonomist, though.
 
On Mon, 28 Jun 2004 00:15:49 +0100, Ambrose Nankivell wrote:

> In news:[email protected],
> Keith Willoughby <[email protected]> typed:
>> No. *****ing about it shows a lack of understanding of how language is
>> used. We've been calling a lizard a "slow worm" for hundreds of years,
>> for exampe, and English has survived.

>
> "That's not a slow worm: that's a very quick worm" -- me, aged 4 or 5
>
> Of course there's the fact that we use the word "worm" to refer to several
> entire phylums (phyla?) of animals as it is. Adding a single reptile species
> to this doesn't make a huge difference in the big scale of things, I guess.


Cladistically, I like to argue that dolphins _are_ fish. On the same
reasoning, I don't see why one shouldn't argue that a slow worm is a worm,
but one that happens to be unusually closely related to many lizards.

AC
 
On Sat, 26 Jun 2004 14:56:32 +0100, "Tumbleweed"
<[email protected]> wrote (more or less):

>
>"Jon Senior" <jon_AT_restlesslemon_DOTco_DOT_uk> wrote

....
>> LASER. I have no problems with. Nor scuba for that matter, although I
>> don't know its origins off-hand.
>>

>
>its an acronym just like PIN.
>"Self Contained Underwater Breathing Apparatus"


Well, not just like PIN. PIN tends to get used (annoyingly) as an
adjective, despite being a noun.


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"Ambrose Nankivell" <[email protected]> wrote in
news:[email protected]:

> Of course there's the fact that we use the word "worm" to refer to
> several entire phylums (phyla?) of animals as it is.


And then there's all the "worms" in folk tales which we'd recognise as
dragons these days. The Lambton Work and the Linton Worm are the only ones
which spring to mind, but I'm sure there are others.


Graeme
 
On Sun, 27 Jun 2004 21:08:40 +0000 (UTC), Ian G Batten
<[email protected]> () wrote:

>In article <[email protected]>,
>Tony Raven <[email protected]> wrote:
>> Ian G Batten wrote:
>> >
>> > Hwaet! We Gardena in geardagum,
>> > peodcyninga, prym gefrunon,
>> > hu oa aepelingas ellen fremedon.
>> >Oft Scyld Scefing sceapena preatum,''
>> >

>>
>> They did texting in the Middle Ages?

>
>Far earlier. It's the opening of Beowulf. It's reckoned to have been
>written somewhere between 650 and 800.


Cor. Parallel computing in the Dark Ages. So it's not txt, but an
early programming language. ONETRAN perhaps?


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