OT: You know that you're in Canada when...



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Levelwave©

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You go to jail for owning an Air-Rifle...

The People's Republic of Canada has a plan in the works to ban BB guns...

~john

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Terry Pulliam B

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On Tue, 10 Feb 2004 01:38:22 GMT, Steve Calvin <[email protected]>
arranged random neurons, so they looked like this:

>http://pic7.picturetrail.com:80/VOL213/680057/2947894/45409294.jpg

That is hilarious. Thank you. I needed a smile!

Terry "Squeaks" Pulliam Burd AAC(F)BV66.0748.CA

"If the soup had been as hot as the claret, if the claret had been as old as the bird, and if the
bird's breasts had been as full as the waitress', it would have been a very good dinner." Anonymous.

To reply, remove replace "shcox" with "cox"
 
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Pennyaline

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"Steve Calvin" wrote:
> http://pic7.picturetrail.com:80/VOL213/680057/2947894/45409294.jpg

Uh uh, nope. This is Utah these days, as well. Heavy snow in the Wasatch foothills is pushing
animals down into Salt Lake City limits and the suburbs, and more and more city dwellers and their
pets are finding moose in their yards.

<they're finding mountain lions and coyotes in their yards too, bad news for the pets
 
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Michel Boucher

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Levelwave© <[email protected]> wrote in
news:[email protected]in.de:

> You go to jail for owning an Air-Rifle...
>
> The People's Republic of Canada has a plan in the works to ban BB guns...

Damn straight.

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"I'm the master of low expectations."

GWB, aboard Air Force One, 04Jun2003
 
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Charles Gifford

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"Terry Pulliam Burd" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
> On Tue, 10 Feb 2004 01:38:22 GMT, Steve Calvin <[email protected]> arranged random neurons, so
> they looked like this:
>
> >http://pic7.picturetrail.com:80/VOL213/680057/2947894/45409294.jpg
>
> That is hilarious. Thank you. I needed a smile!
>
> Terry "Squeaks" Pulliam Burd AAC(F)BV66.0748.CA

Yes! Thanks from me too. I loved it!

Charlie

> "If the soup had been as hot as the claret, if the claret had been as old as the bird, and if the
> bird's breasts had been as full as the waitress', it would have been a very good dinner."
> Anonymous.
>
> To reply, remove replace "shcox" with "cox"
 
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The Wolf

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On 02/10/2004 1:05 PM, in article
[email protected], "Dan Abel" <[email protected]>
opined:

> In article <[email protected]>, [email protected] wrote:
>
>> http://pic7.picturetrail.com:80/VOL213/680057/2947894/45409294.jpg
>
>
> The speed limit signs go from mph to kph.

You go to a socialized hospital with a broken finger and die of gangrene!
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Sf

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On Tue, 10 Feb 2004 19:02:04 -0700, "Pennyaline"
<[email protected]> wrote:

> "Steve Calvin" wrote:
> > http://pic7.picturetrail.com:80/VOL213/680057/2947894/45409294.jpg
>
> Uh uh, nope. This is Utah these days, as well.

This was sent to me by a long gone regular...

The Official Canadian Temperature Conversion Chart

50 Fahrenheit (10 C) ---Californians shiver uncontrollably. ---Canadians plant gardens.

35 Fahrenheit (1.6 C) ---Italian Cars won't start ---Canadians drive with the windows down

32 Fahrenheit (0 C) ---American water freezes ---Canadian water gets thicker.

Fahrenheit (-17.9 C) New York City landlords finally turn on the heat. Canadians have the last
cookout of the season.

-60 Fahrenheit (-51 C) ---Mt. St. Helens freezes. ---Canadian Girl Guides sell cookies door-to-
door.

-100 Fahrenheit (-73 C) ---Santa Claus abandons the North Pole. ---Canadians pull down
their earflaps.

-173 Fahrenheit (-114 C) ---Ethyl alcohol freezes. ---Canadians get frustrated when they can't
thaw the keg.

-460 Fahrenheit (-273 C) ---Absolute zero; all atomic motion stops. ---Canadians start saying
"cold, eh?"

-500 Fahrenheit (-295 C) ---Hell freezes over. ---The Toronto Maple Leafs win the Stanley Cup

Bert Christensen, Toronto, Ontario

Practice safe eating - always use condiments
 
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Dan Abel

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In article <[email protected]>, [email protected]
wrote:

> The Official Canadian Temperature Conversion Chart

[hilarious stuff snipped]

Many many years ago my sister married an Air Force guy and they lived not far from London, near the
Channel. She was there three years, and got real tired of the cold and dampness. However, one day
they had this incredible heat wave. It got up to 65F and everybody put on their swim suits and went
to the beach to enjoy the warmth.

Some years later, but still many years ago, I was working with a guy who had been drafted into the
Army (at the height of the Vietnam thing) and sent to Hawaii to be a typist (he typed 50wpm - with
two fingers!). One day they had an incredible cold spell, and everybody got out their fur coats to
try to keep warm. You guessed it, it got down to 65F!

--
Dan Abel Sonoma State University AIS [email protected]
 
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Rick & Cyndi

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"sf" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
: On Tue, 10 Feb 2004 19:02:04 -0700, "Pennyaline"
: <[email protected]> wrote:
:
: > "Steve Calvin" wrote:
: > >
http://pic7.picturetrail.com:80/VOL213/680057/2947894/45409294.jpg
: >
: > Uh uh, nope. This is Utah these days, as well.
:
: This was sent to me by a long gone regular...
:
:
: The Official Canadian Temperature Conversion Chart
:
: 50 Fahrenheit (10 C) ---Californians shiver uncontrollably. ---Canadians plant gardens.
:
: 35 Fahrenheit (1.6 C) ---Italian Cars won't start ---Canadians drive with the windows down
:
: 32 Fahrenheit (0 C) ---American water freezes ---Canadian water gets thicker.
:
: Fahrenheit (-17.9 C) New York City landlords finally turn on the heat. Canadians have the last
: cookout of the season.
:
: -60 Fahrenheit (-51 C) ---Mt. St. Helens freezes. ---Canadian Girl Guides sell cookies
: door-to-door.
:
: -100 Fahrenheit (-73 C) ---Santa Claus abandons the North Pole. ---Canadians pull down their
: earflaps.
:
: -173 Fahrenheit (-114 C) ---Ethyl alcohol freezes. ---Canadians get frustrated when they can't
: thaw the keg.
:
: -460 Fahrenheit (-273 C) ---Absolute zero; all atomic motion stops. ---Canadians start saying
: "cold, eh?"
:
: -500 Fahrenheit (-295 C) ---Hell freezes over. ---The Toronto Maple Leafs win the Stanley Cup
:
:
:
: Bert Christensen, Toronto, Ontario
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What a riot!!

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Cyndi <Remove a "b" to reply
 
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A Mukluk Wearin

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The Wolf <[email protected]> wrote:
> "Dan Abel" opined:
>> [email protected] wrote:

>> The speed limit signs go from mph to kph.
>
>You go to a socialized hospital with a broken finger and die of gangrene!

No dear, you come out with your wallet intact.

Shirley