P0rn, adidas shoes, viagra, russian chicks want to marry you coz your a stud etc

Discussion in 'Australia and New Zealand' started by classic1, Mar 6, 2008.

  1. classic1

    classic1 Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Jul 29, 2006
    Messages:
    11,288
    Likes Received:
    949
    Give me money and I'll see what I can do about the above. I'm getting on the bandwagon. I'm not typing this from Nigeria so its legitimate. You can trust me.
     
    Tags:


  2. Wilchemy

    Wilchemy Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Mar 28, 2006
    Messages:
    1,622
    Likes Received:
    105
    LOL

    Cool, it's good to have a contact we can trust. I need one of these.....

    Do you want cash up front or do you just need my credit card details? :D
     
  3. classic1

    classic1 Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Jul 29, 2006
    Messages:
    11,288
    Likes Received:
    949
    Its obvous where you swipe the credit card.
     
  4. Wilchemy

    Wilchemy Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Mar 28, 2006
    Messages:
    1,622
    Likes Received:
    105
    Might take a few tries to get it though.....:)
     
  5. Hitchy

    Hitchy New Member

    Joined:
    Jan 26, 2004
    Messages:
    1,876
    Likes Received:
    0
    I need all of the above :D.....but i aint sending you any money until you also tell me that I've won an overseas lottery that I've never entered, had some long lost relative die & leave me 'mullions', or you wanna smuggle billions of Nigerian Oil money into my account...c'mon, you know you wanna!
     
  6. classic1

    classic1 Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Jul 29, 2006
    Messages:
    11,288
    Likes Received:
    949
    I have to keep my 'excellent honest top quality original products/hot Russian bride make sexy time with you' spam above all the dishonest 'cheap Bangladeshi knock-off products and ugly Kazak and Uzbek mail order bride with festering bungholes and herpes' spam.

    You can't trust them bastards but you can trust me.
     
  7. classic1

    classic1 Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Jul 29, 2006
    Messages:
    11,288
    Likes Received:
    949
    That Ward17 dude forgot to bump my totally legitimate spam thread. You pay cash I do you good deal. Totally legitimate. You can trust me. I sell you woman. Genuine 18yo virgin. From Frankston if you can believe that. Last one available in whole town. Hurry hurry for this never to be repeated offer. Rarer than dodo shit. Get it while it lasts.
     
  8. 62vette

    62vette Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Nov 18, 2003
    Messages:
    1,961
    Likes Received:
    118
    So what deformities does she have?
     
  9. 62vette

    62vette Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Nov 18, 2003
    Messages:
    1,961
    Likes Received:
    118
    And if she's not good enough for her family, she's not good enough for me :p
     
  10. classic1

    classic1 Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Jul 29, 2006
    Messages:
    11,288
    Likes Received:
    949
    Doesn't matter. The cherry popped yesterday. She's a demo model now.
     
  11. Thylacine

    Thylacine Member

    Joined:
    Dec 7, 2004
    Messages:
    3,709
    Likes Received:
    18
    Thats like $877,062.158 Aussie, ay bro!
     
  12. matagi

    matagi Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Mar 12, 2006
    Messages:
    8,217
    Likes Received:
    142
    I was wondering why you were all so restrained during my absence, now I see you were just trying to be sneaky and conceal the evidence. :rolleyes:

    Nice to know you're all still the non-PC dirty old men you always were. :p ;)
     
  13. classic1

    classic1 Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Jul 29, 2006
    Messages:
    11,288
    Likes Received:
    949
    Do you always look at the porn threads ma! I just knew you checked them out on the sly.
     
  14. matagi

    matagi Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Mar 12, 2006
    Messages:
    8,217
    Likes Received:
    142
    Blame Thylo! ;)
     
  15. Thylacine

    Thylacine Member

    Joined:
    Dec 7, 2004
    Messages:
    3,709
    Likes Received:
    18
    My post-age brings all the girls to the yarrrrrrrd
     
  16. classic1

    classic1 Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Jul 29, 2006
    Messages:
    11,288
    Likes Received:
    949
    Thylo, I can sell you some cheap Russian Ti tubing. Same as Ernesto uses. Those Colnago ti frames are so awesome. Interested? :p I'll even throw in some depleted uranium. Its actually alloyed in the ti tubing, but you get it for nothing.
     
  17. Thylacine

    Thylacine Member

    Joined:
    Dec 7, 2004
    Messages:
    3,709
    Likes Received:
    18
    Awesome!

    Does that mean I can glow-in-the-dark for those night commutes?
     
  18. classic1

    classic1 Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Jul 29, 2006
    Messages:
    11,288
    Likes Received:
    949
    Its all good. It will probably even make your aggots glow eventually. Farkin great party trick. Depleted uranium is perfectly safe, but if you want any more kids you better get cracking just in case.
     
  19. matagi

    matagi Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Mar 12, 2006
    Messages:
    8,217
    Likes Received:
    142
    Alternatively, he could freeze some and use the old turkey-baster trick in the future. :p :eek:
     
Loading...
Loading...