alienator said:No! Don't you understand what will happen iffin' you continue to eat at Subway? You'll end up losing about 200 pounds, just like Jared Fogel did......or was it Dan Fogelberg......The last thing you want is for your mass to go negative (and hasn't mass already been negative enough, what with the controversy surrounding the inability of priests to keep their hands and mouths out of little boys pants and how that controversy is dividing Catholics?).
Well aside from loosing weight with subway, you will also raise your FTP substantially.
Wait, you mean to tell me that the alter boy lessons I got as a kid were something more ?