Phonak just confirmed it!

[cyclingheroes]

it's prob Lemond

Don't think so...

 

[moviekindoflife]

has anyone seen this yet?

"There is no drug that exists that could make a guy do that."
-David Millar , on Landis' Stage 17


i got it from the ad for this year's DVD at worldcycling.com

pretty funny i think

​

 

[Bro Deal]

it's prob Lemond

Is not Olaf Ludwig getting eased out of the T-Mobile organization? Who else could it be? German or Swiss or from that general area I would guess. Zulle? Rominger works as an agent/manager so I cannot see him shooting himself in his foot.

 

[mercurycu99]

Ah true, they didn't have the A sample to examine. However there is no clear evidence that the number was truely linked to Lance.

True. if the farce of lab could bother to calibrate their equipment, keep track of seals, actually record what samples they contaminate with EPO for "research", they might could be trusted to actually find cranberry in cranberry juice.

 

[Bro Deal]

True. if the farce of lab could bother to calibrate their equipment, keep track of seals, actually record what samples they contaminate with EPO for "research", they might could be trusted to actually find cranberry in cranberry juice.

Paging Oliver Stone...

 

[mercurycu99]

Paging Oliver Stone...

Nope..paging a competent lab who knows how to calibrate machines, follow protocols (if they actually have any which I doubt based on pages detailing their farcial incompetence) and actually keep records. All they seem to be capable of is leaking "invalidated by their own idiocy" results to the press.

Chrystie

 

[helmutRoole2]

Nope..paging a competent lab who knows how to calibrate machines, follow protocols (if they actually have any which I doubt based on pages detailing their farcial incompetence) and actually keep records. All they seem to be capable of is leaking "invalidated by their own idiocy" results to the press.

I heard this from a very reliable source ref. that lab. This person said that, although the entire staff held degrees and doctorates from major universities, they were in fact a roaming clan of baboons who would periodically stop by the lab looking for bananas.

Yes. Baboons with degrees.

My source said it was like something out of a Jerry Lewis movie. He said one baboon had a penchant for drinking the urine samples and a lot of the others would mix samples together or swing wildly from lab equipment all the time laughing hysterically because they knew they were ruining cyclists reputations.

And to top it off, these baboons weren't of the African variety.

Yep. You guessed it.

They were rare French baboons.

 

[moviekindoflife]

I heard this from a very reliable source ref. that lab. This person said that, although the entire staff held degrees and doctorates from major universities, they were in fact a roaming clan of baboons who would periodically stop by the lab looking for bananas.

Yes. Baboons with degrees.

My source said it was like something out of a Jerry Lewis movie. He said one baboon had a penchant for drinking the urine samples and a lot of the others would mix samples together or swing wildly from lab equipment all the time laughing hysterically because they knew they were ruining cyclists reputations.

And to top it off, these baboons weren't of the African variety.

Yep. You guessed it.

They were rare French baboons.

someone said it before, but those damn surrender monkeys have got to give it up.

 

[nns1400]

I heard this from a very reliable source ref. that lab. This person said that, although the entire staff held degrees and doctorates from major universities, they were in fact a roaming clan of baboons who would periodically stop by the lab looking for bananas.

Yes. Baboons with degrees.

My source said it was like something out of a Jerry Lewis movie. He said one baboon had a penchant for drinking the urine samples and a lot of the others would mix samples together or swing wildly from lab equipment all the time laughing hysterically because they knew they were ruining cyclists reputations.

And to top it off, these baboons weren't of the African variety.

Yep. You guessed it.

They were rare French baboons.

ROTFLMAO

 

[murraj2]

I heard this from a very reliable source ref. that lab. This person said that, although the entire staff held degrees and doctorates from major universities, they were in fact a roaming clan of baboons who would periodically stop by the lab looking for bananas.

Yes. Baboons with degrees.

My source said it was like something out of a Jerry Lewis movie. He said one baboon had a penchant for drinking the urine samples and a lot of the others would mix samples together or swing wildly from lab equipment all the time laughing hysterically because they knew they were ruining cyclists reputations.

And to top it off, these baboons weren't of the African variety.

Yep. You guessed it.

They were rare French baboons.

Punch the Monkey to Convict an American Cyclist!

 

[Crashola]

For those interested in some light, lunchtime reading, the UCI posts its anti-doping rules on their website. http://www.uci.ch/imgArchive/Rules/14ant-E.pdf

Chapters VI, VIII, IX and XI give an outline of the entire process.

 

[Erzulis Boat]

For those interested in some light, lunchtime reading, the UCI posts its anti-doping rules on their website. http://www.uci.ch/imgArchive/Rules/14ant-E.pdf

Chapters VI, VIII, IX and XI give an outline of the entire process.

Thanks.

 

[cyclingheroes]

Thanks.

Thanks? How do you wanna enjoy your lunch with that?

 

[jhuskey]

AP Report: UCI's McQuaid confirmed that Floyd Landis had tested positive for testosterone. McQuaid stated that this testosterone is an unknow substance to him and raises many questions.
He also has also confirmed that the substance may have been produced by possibly illegal implants that Landis referred to as testicles.
McQuiad admitted he was not familiar with testicles as were none of the other members of the UCI but was eager to investigate them.


I freely admit that the above was a fake and an attempt at humor.

 

[Crashola]

AP Report: UCI's McQuaid confirmed that Floyd Landis had tested positive for testosterone. McQuaid stated that this testosterone is an unknow substance to him and raises many questions.
He also has also confirmed that the substance may have been produced by possibly illegal implants that Landis referred to as testicles.
McQuiad admitted he was not familiar with testicles as were none of the other members of the UCI but was eager to investigate them.


I freely admit that the above was a fake and an attempt at humor.

And a very successful attempt at that.

 

[cyclingheroes]

AP Report: UCI's McQuaid confirmed that Floyd Landis had tested positive for testosterone. McQuaid stated that this testosterone is an unknow substance to him and raises many questions.
He also has also confirmed that the substance may have been produced by possibly illegal implants that Landis referred to as testicles.
McQuiad admitted he was not familiar with testicles as were none of the other members of the UCI but was eager to investigate them.


I freely admit that the above was a fake and an attempt at humor.

Yes that was very good. By the way my Swiss sources say that Rhis still tries to convince I-Shares to take over Phonak but he (Rhis) is pretty pestimistic..

 

[karlotta]

Yes that was very good. By the way my Swiss sources say that Rhis still tries to convince I-Shares to take over Phonak but he (Rhis) is pretty pestimistic..

I missed this... there are problems with the iShares/Phonak transition now? Has this been reported in the media?

 

[cyclingheroes]

I missed this... there are problems with the iShares/Phonak transition now? Has this been reported in the media?

I have this from several sources in Switzerland. It was also reported in the Swiss newspaper blick:
http://www.blick.ch/sport/rad/artikel41669

 

[jhuskey]

And a very successful attempt at that.

I am gratified that someone else has a twisted sense of humor.

 

[limerickman]

Yes that was very good. By the way my Swiss sources say that Rhis still tries to convince I-Shares to take over Phonak but he (Rhis) is pretty pestimistic..

......that's what I am hearing from my media contact too.