'Pillock' warning hits bike week

Discussion in 'UK and Europe' started by Tony W, Jun 15, 2003.

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    Reports are coming in from several threads of a 'new' danger to cycling. Though reported as 'new' by
    researchers at a Belgian College of Media Studies (during a Press Release Writing 101 course),
    experienced u.r.c. scientists have pointed out that this danger is, in fact, a well known pillock --
    but only a minor irritant that can be easily treated.

    Concerns have been expressed about impotence. Cures proposed in 'another place' [1] all centre
    around the use of penis extensions -- often at high speed. Suggestions that a cure for problems
    caused by this particular pillock include the improper use of a rusty seat post (inserted without
    lubrication and with the saddle brackets still in place), at high speed into certain orifices
    through which the pillock normally speaks).

    Advice from senior and experienced u.r.c. members is to stand on the pedals every 10 minutes and to
    kill file any posting from the pillock. Kill filing everything from 'Paul Smith' has the added
    advantage that much puerile rubbish and unsubstantiated claims that speed is good and speed cameras
    are the work of the devil is also avoided.

    You know it makes sense.

    T

    [1] see uk.tosspot
     
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  2. >Kill filing everything from 'Paul Smith' has the added advantage that much puerile rubbish
    >and unsubstantiated claims that speed is good and speed cameras are the work of the devil is
    >also avoided.

    Indeed, and let's face it, for a cyclist to risk (and a low risk at that) impotence, he'd have to be
    cycling a long way, yet it appears that the occasionally resident ar**hole is suffering without even
    being a cyclist - it would explain a lot ;-) I mean, he's a pain-in-the perineum anyhow.

    Cheers, helen s

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