I think Vicki Pollard (little Britain) would be a great commentatorcfsmtb said:That would be a cracker. How about Roy & HG during a TdF preamble instead of Gate's frigging cookery tips?
"Yeh, but no but yeh but no but lance armstong or someoen has gone and wun sum bike race or somehting but dont tell noone cos hes only got one ball"
hmmm