Behold: PoodleCranks(*), a revolutionary new crank system which forces you to poodle in circles. The miniature Poodles make each leg work harder as you lift and try to balance the Poodles on each foot. After 3 months of usage, most users show a 40% improvement(**) in Poodle Power!
(*Miniature Poodles not included)
(** evidence of greater power production not verified)
(*Miniature Poodles not included)
(** evidence of greater power production not verified)