Posh Hotel

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by Guest, Jul 8, 2002.

  1. Guest

    Guest Guest

    A guest at a posh hotel called over the headwaiter one morning in
    the breakfast room.

    The waiter gave him a cheerful smile and said, "Good morning, Sir!
    How can I help you?"

    The guest replied, "What a wonderful morning it is! I'd like two
    boiled eggs, one of them so undercooked that it's runny and the
    other so overcooked that it's tough and hard to eat.

    Also, I want some grilled bacon that's been left out so it gets a bit
    on the cold side; burnt toast that crumbles away when you touch it
    with a knife; some butter straight from the freezer so that it's
    impossible to spread; and a pot of weak, lukewarm coffee, please."

    "Why, I'm sorry, Sir," the waiter replied, "but we cannot do that
    for you!"

    "Oh, really?" The guest replied. "But that's exactly what I got