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Guest
Guest
A guest at a posh hotel called over the headwaiter one morning in
the breakfast room.
The waiter gave him a cheerful smile and said, "Good morning, Sir!
How can I help you?"
The guest replied, "What a wonderful morning it is! I'd like two
boiled eggs, one of them so undercooked that it's runny and the
other so overcooked that it's tough and hard to eat.
Also, I want some grilled bacon that's been left out so it gets a bit
on the cold side; burnt toast that crumbles away when you touch it
with a knife; some butter straight from the freezer so that it's
impossible to spread; and a pot of weak, lukewarm coffee, please."
"Why, I'm sorry, Sir," the waiter replied, "but we cannot do that
for you!"
"Oh, really?" The guest replied. "But that's exactly what I got
yesterday!"
;D
the breakfast room.
The waiter gave him a cheerful smile and said, "Good morning, Sir!
How can I help you?"
The guest replied, "What a wonderful morning it is! I'd like two
boiled eggs, one of them so undercooked that it's runny and the
other so overcooked that it's tough and hard to eat.
Also, I want some grilled bacon that's been left out so it gets a bit
on the cold side; burnt toast that crumbles away when you touch it
with a knife; some butter straight from the freezer so that it's
impossible to spread; and a pot of weak, lukewarm coffee, please."
"Why, I'm sorry, Sir," the waiter replied, "but we cannot do that
for you!"
"Oh, really?" The guest replied. "But that's exactly what I got
yesterday!"
;D