Possible LOL...

[wheres_my_beard]

A bartender is talking to his only customer, on yet another quiet day;

"I'm thinking of closing this place down, and trying my luck using it as a brothel; I hear there's good money in that" says the bartender.

The customer replies "If you can't make a living selling booze, what makes you think you'll be any good at making money selling soup?"

 

[cyberlegend1994]

This would make a great blonde joke with a few changes...

 

[wheres_my_beard]

Presumably the only real change would be stating the customers gender and hair colour... and maybe mentioning Essex somewhere too (or is that a bit too un-PC these days?)