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"Corvus Corvax" <[email protected]> wrote in message
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> Anthony Sloan wrote:
> >
> >May I humbly suggest "" or "<jk>", or (my favorite), " ;*) "
>
> Except that I wasn't really joking. Denver does suck. It's one huge, continuous traffic jam. This
> is mostly caused by Californians who got tired of spending all their time commuting in the Bay
> Area, so they fled to Denver so that they could build McMansions in the mountains outside of town
> (just like in the Bay Area). Now they spend all their time commuting, because every rural highway
> within fifty miles of the city is gridlocked with doofi just like them. Just like in the Bay Area.
> And then they act surprised when the palace they built in high semi-arid forest burns to the
> ground. Also, the riding in the Denver/Boulder is really sub-par, especially when compared to the
> rest of Colorado. This is because the vast majority of Front Range trails are off limits to bikes,
> and the bloated population is forced onto a small handful of decent, but not especially exciting
> trails. I lived in Boulder for five years, and I consider Denver to be a national tragedy
> surpassed in the West perhaps only by Phoenix. It's the poster-child for rapacious development,
> unsustainable use, and incredibly poor quality of life, despite being in one of the most beautiful
> areas on the planet. What a waste.
>
> As for Austin, it's a real shithole IMO, made infinitely worse by the fact that it's full of
> people who spend all of their time rattling on about how absolutely terrific Austin is, like if
> they keep saying it, it will be true. It's not. Of course, that's Texans for you. Texans aren't
> friendly. Texans are deranged and scary. Combine that with that ubiquitous, loony "Texas Pride",
> and the overall effect is of a huge state populated entirely by village idiots.
>
> ""
>
> CC
Tell us how you really feel.
TJ
news:[email protected]...
> Anthony Sloan wrote:
> >
> >May I humbly suggest "" or "<jk>", or (my favorite), " ;*) "
>
> Except that I wasn't really joking. Denver does suck. It's one huge, continuous traffic jam. This
> is mostly caused by Californians who got tired of spending all their time commuting in the Bay
> Area, so they fled to Denver so that they could build McMansions in the mountains outside of town
> (just like in the Bay Area). Now they spend all their time commuting, because every rural highway
> within fifty miles of the city is gridlocked with doofi just like them. Just like in the Bay Area.
> And then they act surprised when the palace they built in high semi-arid forest burns to the
> ground. Also, the riding in the Denver/Boulder is really sub-par, especially when compared to the
> rest of Colorado. This is because the vast majority of Front Range trails are off limits to bikes,
> and the bloated population is forced onto a small handful of decent, but not especially exciting
> trails. I lived in Boulder for five years, and I consider Denver to be a national tragedy
> surpassed in the West perhaps only by Phoenix. It's the poster-child for rapacious development,
> unsustainable use, and incredibly poor quality of life, despite being in one of the most beautiful
> areas on the planet. What a waste.
>
> As for Austin, it's a real shithole IMO, made infinitely worse by the fact that it's full of
> people who spend all of their time rattling on about how absolutely terrific Austin is, like if
> they keep saying it, it will be true. It's not. Of course, that's Texans for you. Texans aren't
> friendly. Texans are deranged and scary. Combine that with that ubiquitous, loony "Texas Pride",
> and the overall effect is of a huge state populated entirely by village idiots.
>
> ""
>
> CC
Tell us how you really feel.
TJ