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Thanks to the advances in modern genetic science, DNA samples have
been obtained from Lance. This new cellular material has been grown
in large amounts and mixed into a refreshing orange drink especially
for consumption by bicycle racing enthusiasts.
The drink is labeled ELA for "Elixir of Lance Armstrong", and is boldly
decorated with labels of former companies that used to support Lance.
A perfect balance of electrolytes and proteins, a must have, winning
combination for the Tour De France. Instead of Lance Armstrong
just fading away, he will continue to race with anyone who purchases
ELA, only $39.99 per 3 oz bottle. You can Help. Reserve your case
of ELA now! For those that prefer an Injectable form, ELA is also
available in disposable 3cc syringes.
Teasts somewhat salty too
-Organization for the Preservation of Lance Armstrong (OPLA)
Cho Itho, president
[email protected]
been obtained from Lance. This new cellular material has been grown
in large amounts and mixed into a refreshing orange drink especially
for consumption by bicycle racing enthusiasts.
The drink is labeled ELA for "Elixir of Lance Armstrong", and is boldly
decorated with labels of former companies that used to support Lance.
A perfect balance of electrolytes and proteins, a must have, winning
combination for the Tour De France. Instead of Lance Armstrong
just fading away, he will continue to race with anyone who purchases
ELA, only $39.99 per 3 oz bottle. You can Help. Reserve your case
of ELA now! For those that prefer an Injectable form, ELA is also
available in disposable 3cc syringes.
Teasts somewhat salty too
-Organization for the Preservation of Lance Armstrong (OPLA)
Cho Itho, president
[email protected]
