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Thanks to the advances in modern genetic science, DNA
samples have been obtained from Lance. This new cellular
material has been grown in large amounts and mixed into a
refreshing orange drink especially for consumption by
bicycle racing enthusiasts.
The drink is labeled ELA for "Elixir of Lance Armstrong",
and is boldly decorated with labels of former companies
that used to support Lance. A perfect balance of
electrolytes and proteins, a must have, winning combination
for the Tour De France. Instead of Lance Armstrong just
fading away, he will continue to race with anyone who
purchases ELA, only $39.99 per 3 oz bottle. You can Help.
Reserve your case of ELA now! For those that prefer an
Injectable form, ELA is also available in disposable 3cc
syringes. Teasts somewhat salty too
-Organization for the Preservation of Lance Armstrong (OPLA)
Cho Itho, president [email protected]
samples have been obtained from Lance. This new cellular
material has been grown in large amounts and mixed into a
refreshing orange drink especially for consumption by
bicycle racing enthusiasts.
The drink is labeled ELA for "Elixir of Lance Armstrong",
and is boldly decorated with labels of former companies
that used to support Lance. A perfect balance of
electrolytes and proteins, a must have, winning combination
for the Tour De France. Instead of Lance Armstrong just
fading away, he will continue to race with anyone who
purchases ELA, only $39.99 per 3 oz bottle. You can Help.
Reserve your case of ELA now! For those that prefer an
Injectable form, ELA is also available in disposable 3cc
syringes. Teasts somewhat salty too
-Organization for the Preservation of Lance Armstrong (OPLA)
Cho Itho, president [email protected]
