I do not know if this joke has been posted before becasue I could not be bothered to check out every joke.
A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. :eek:
He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple
in bed.🙄
He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair. While tying the girl to the bed, he gets on top her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom.
While he's in there, the husband tells his wife,
"Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you."
To which the wife responds, "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering
in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked if we had any Vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong, honey. I love you, too!!"😄 😄 😄