Prison Food

On Fri, 17 Feb 2006 14:43:09 GMT, in rec.food.cooking, "Doug Kanter"
<[email hidden]> hit the crackpipe and declared:

Quoted message said:

Makes me wonder if that much variety exists to satisfy the chefs, who'd go
nuts making just a few things over & over again.

lol @ "chefs", you actually think they have "chefs" back there turning
out that slop? hahahaha

On Fri, 17 Feb 2006 13:58:48 -0500, in rec.food.cooking,
[email hidden] (ms. tonya) hit the crackpipe and declared:

Quoted message said:

[email hidden] (jay)WROTE:
I got a letter from a friend who is spending a little time in the
Federal slammer "Club Fed" for some "white collar" thievery...of course
HE is innocent.
He sent a copy of the menu "food preference survey" which is on a U.S.
Department of Justice Federal Bureau of Prisons form.
It ain't bread and water.
It is a columnar type of form. The prisoner can check , Like A Lot,
Like, Do Not Know, Dislike across from the menu item. There are 58 items
on the menu. The first 8 are general i.e "do you like the menu?" ect.
The other 50 are the menu selections.
breakfast scramble, pancakes, waffles, breakfast taco, cheese omelet,
chicken curry, grilled hamburger, chicken enchiladas, chicken patty
sandwich, hot link, grilled ham and cheese, meat loaf, baked chicken,
fried fish sandwich, grilled liver & onion, oriental stir fry, roast
turkey, pineapple chicken, beef cheese enchiladas, submarine sandwich,
lasagna, fried fish, chicken teriyaki, chili dogs, carne gusiada, migas,
western omelet creamed ground beef, french toast, continental breakfast,
quesadilla, chicken a la king, tacos, baked ham, barbequed chicken,
spaghetti w/meat sauce, roast pork, tostados, fried chicken, beef/cheese
pizza, chicken fried steak, beef fajita, chicken mole, roast beef, arroz
con pollo, cheeseburger, chicken fajitas, mcrib sandwich, beef & bean
burrito, menudo.
AND there is a space to "fill in suggested meal."
He says there is a guy there doing 5 years for urinating in a national
park.
Your tax money is at work~
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RESPONSE: Haven't got to know any one that has done time in a federal
prison yet but do know a few that spent time in a state prison including
one in Canada, and know for a fact this wasn't the normal menu served to
the inmates.

Always heard Federal Prisons were like a retreat guess this proves it.

Please do a little research and learn to post to Usenet properly with
your webtv.

"Lady Lazarus" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
news:[email hidden]...

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On Fri, 17 Feb 2006 14:25:21 GMT, in rec.food.cooking, jay
<[email hidden]> hit the crackpipe and declared:

Quoted message said:

I got a letter from a friend who is spending a little time in the Federal
slammer "Club Fed" for some "white collar" thievery...of course HE is
innocent.

He sent a copy of the menu "food preference survey" which is on a U.S.
Department of Justice Federal Bureau of Prisons form.

It ain't bread and water.

It is a columnar type of form. The prisoner can check , Like A Lot, Like,
Do Not Know, Dislike across from the menu item. There are 58 items on
the menu. The first 8 are general i.e "do you like the menu?" ect. The
other 50 are the menu selections.

breakfast scramble, pancakes, waffles, breakfast taco, cheese omelet,
chicken curry, grilled hamburger, chicken enchiladas, chicken patty
sandwich, hot link, grilled ham and cheese, meat loaf, baked chicken,
fried fish sandwich, grilled liver & onion, oriental stir fry, roast
turkey, pineapple chicken, beef cheese enchiladas, submarine sandwich,
lasagna, fried fish, chicken teriyaki, chili dogs, carne gusiada, migas,
western omelet creamed ground beef, french toast, continental breakfast,
quesadilla, chicken a la king, tacos, baked ham, barbequed chicken,
spaghetti w/meat sauce, roast pork, tostados, fried chicken, beef/cheese
pizza, chicken fried steak, beef fajita, chicken mole, roast beef, arroz
con pollo, cheeseburger, chicken fajitas, mcrib sandwich, beef & bean
burrito, menudo.

AND there is a space to "fill in suggested meal."

He says there is a guy there doing 5 years for urinating in a national
park.

Your tax money is at work~

lol! why is there so much hispanic themed items? all the eses are
doing time in the real joint hahahahahaha

It's a prison. More beans means more suffering. :-)

Michael 'Dog3' Lonergan said:

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Don't let McDonalds hear about it, I assume it's McRib, this boneless
bbq sauce rib type sandwich they have sometimes (?).

nancy

Ewwwwwwwwwww.... I'll bet it's nasty.

Michael

Actually, while ia certainly ain't BBQ, sometimes I get a craving for it
when McD's brings it out once a year or so... Served with onions and
pickles on this strange boneless "rib slab".
Goomba

Sheldon said:

tofuqueen said:

I wonder if any
women are in there for urinating in public or if that's just a "guy
thing"?

There are many, many web sites that show photos and film clips of women
urinating in public... rarely of men.

That's cause for some bizarre reason, viewing it is a fetish for some
men. Are you trying to tell us something Shel? ;-)

jay said:

I got a letter from a friend who is spending a little time in the Federal
slammer "Club Fed" for some "white collar" thievery...of course HE is
innocent.

He sent a copy of the menu "food preference survey" which is on a U.S.
Department of Justice Federal Bureau of Prisons form.

It ain't bread and water.

It is a columnar type of form. The prisoner can check , Like A Lot, Like,
Do Not Know, Dislike across from the menu item. There are 58 items on
the menu. The first 8 are general i.e "do you like the menu?" ect. The
other 50 are the menu selections.

breakfast scramble, pancakes, waffles, breakfast taco, cheese omelet,
chicken curry, grilled hamburger, chicken enchiladas, chicken patty
sandwich, hot link, grilled ham and cheese, meat loaf, baked chicken,
fried fish sandwich, grilled liver & onion, oriental stir fry, roast
turkey, pineapple chicken, beef cheese enchiladas, submarine sandwich,
lasagna, fried fish, chicken teriyaki, chili dogs, carne gusiada, migas,
western omelet creamed ground beef, french toast, continental breakfast,
quesadilla, chicken a la king, tacos, baked ham, barbequed chicken,
spaghetti w/meat sauce, roast pork, tostados, fried chicken, beef/cheese
pizza, chicken fried steak, beef fajita, chicken mole, roast beef, arroz
con pollo, cheeseburger, chicken fajitas, mcrib sandwich, beef & bean
burrito, menudo.

AND there is a space to "fill in suggested meal."

He says there is a guy there doing 5 years for urinating in a national
park.

Your tax money is at work~

You know, Jay, I always thought you were a pratt, but this post just
confirms it. FFS - talking about the menus your "friend" gets in
prison, is just a bit much... Some friend you are.

Cheers
Cathy(xyz)

Lady Lazarus said:

lol! why is there so much hispanic themed items? all the eses are
doing time in the real joint hahahahahaha

I noticed the same thing, although I was surprised to not see PB&J on
the menu.

George Shirley said:

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How does a hog with no bones in its ribs walk without folding over in
the middle? Curious minds you know.

People with no brains post messages in news groups all the time. Wonders
never cease.

"Nancy Young" <[email hidden]> hitched up their panties and posted
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"Michael "Dog3" Lonergan" <[email hidden]> wrote

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"Nancy Young" <[email hidden]> hitched up their panties and posted

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Quoted message said:

Don't let McDonalds hear about it, I assume it's McRib, this boneless
bbq sauce rib type sandwich they have sometimes (?).

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Ewwwwwwwwwww.... I'll bet it's nasty.

Got me, I've never had one, they advertise them once in a
while. When I go to McDs, it's a big mac. Hardly better, I
imagine. But now you know, if I see it advertised again, I'll
get one just to see.

nancy

You sure you want to risk it 😉

Michael

--
“It requires a certain kind of mind to see beauty in a hamburger bun.”
_Ray Kroc, creator of the McDonald's franchise

George Shirley <[email hidden]> hitched up their panties and posted
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Nancy Young said:

"Michael "Dog3" Lonergan" <[email hidden]> wrote

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"Nancy Young" <[email hidden]> hitched up their panties and posted

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>Don't let McDonalds hear about it, I assume it's McRib, this boneless
>bbq sauce rib type sandwich they have sometimes (?).

Quoted message said:

Ewwwwwwwwwww.... I'll bet it's nasty.

Got me, I've never had one, they advertise them once in a
while. When I go to McDs, it's a big mac. Hardly better, I
imagine. But now you know, if I see it advertised again, I'll
get one just to see.

nancy

How does a hog with no bones in its ribs walk without folding over in
the middle? Curious minds you know.

George

It's that boneless farm ya' know 😉 All the livestock walks around
boneless.

Michael

--
“It requires a certain kind of mind to see beauty in a hamburger bun.”
_Ray Kroc, creator of the McDonald's franchise

Nancy Young said:

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WTF is a mcrib sandwich?

Don't let McDonalds hear about it, I assume it's McRib, this boneless
bbq sauce rib type sandwich they have sometimes (?).

nancy

The only item on that menu that really sounds like prison fare.

Lady Lazarus said:

lol! why is there so much hispanic themed items? all the eses are
doing time in the real joint hahahahahaha

Where the only item on the menu is Prison Loaf, 3 times a day, 365 days a
year. Gotta save the money to gorge those Club Fed fat cats somewhere.

"Goomba38" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
news:[email hidden]...

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Actually, while ia certainly ain't BBQ, sometimes I get a craving for it
when McD's brings it out once a year or so... Served with onions and
pickles on this strange boneless "rib slab".

Well, of course it's boneless. Them's slug ribs, son...

Bob M.

Goomba38 said:

Actually, while ia certainly ain't BBQ, sometimes I get a craving for it
when McD's brings it out once a year or so...

McRib supposedly had it's "Farewell Tour" last year. Which means
they'll probably bring it back and make a noise about it.

-sw

Dave Smith said:

While I don't doubt the OP was told that there is someone serving 5 years for
urinating in public, I do have a little trouble believing it is true. Some
prisoners have trouble with things like truth and reality.

I worked in detention facility and had access to all the arrest
records as well as working with inmates. 75% of the people that
claim they're in there for drunk driving are in fact in there for
sex crimes (many against children).

Of course I couldn't confront them about it or else get I'd my ass
kicked and lose my job. Instead, I'd leak it to an inmate, who
would kick their ass instead ;-)

-sw

On 17 Feb 2006 10:09:33 -0800, "Sheldon" <[email hidden]>

Quoted message said:

tofuqueen said:

I wonder if any
women are in there for urinating in public or if that's just a "guy
thing"?

There are many, many web sites that show photos and film clips of women
urinating in public... rarely of men.

There are plenty of websites showing men [censored] and pissing ...
on women. Nothing like a good face-[censored], eh Katz?

-sw

On Fri, 17 Feb 2006 13:58:48 -0500, [email hidden] (ms.

tonya) said:

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RESPONSE:

I don't know what's worse:

1. Not quoting the message you're replying to,
2. Top-posting
3. This [censored].

Now that I've thought about it, this kind of quoting has GOT to be
a Federal Offense. McRibs 3x Daily for you!

-sw

Jessica V. said:

Food was catered by the prison chef. I must
say that it did look good, but I could never bring myself to eat it,
something about having to hand over my bag, car keys and identification
in trade for a badge saying "visitor" and led to the conference room by
a corrections officer with doors locking behind us, did nothing for my
appetite.

That's being pretty squeamish.

-sw

tofuqueen said:

The menu is enough to keep me honest (if I had a problem being honest,
that is). Not enough veggie choices for my taste.

If you're in a California prison, Amy's has the entire concession
for food for vegetarian inmates. I do not know if it's the
same as, similar to, or different from their retail products.

Steve

jay said:

I got a letter from a friend who is spending a little time in the Federal
slammer "Club Fed" for some "white collar" thievery...of course HE is
innocent.

....meal."

Quoted message said:

He says there is a guy there doing 5 years for urinating in a national
park.

Your tax money is at work~

is alright
there's enough dens of inquity to balance this menu

right now men are being bad to each other

bin laden would gladly die for his god
but uh...he should be sent to an american prison
he will have to lick grape jelly from thunderbobs
thighs

and it better be good! he might run out of jelly before bob is happy