Proudly South African.

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  1. Lazy legs

    Lazy legs New Member

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    A South African is drinking in a New York bar when his cell phone rings.

    He hangs up grinning from ear to ear and orders a round for the whole bar announcing that his wife just gave birth to a 12kg baby boy.

    Nobody can believe the weight but the South African just shrugs and says, "We make ‘em big back home folks. My boy's typically South African". Congrats are showered on him and many exclamations of "WOW" are heard. One woman even faints due to sympathy pains.

    Two weeks later the South African returns to the same bar. Barman says "We were going to call you, everyone's been making bets as to how much your 12kg son weighs now, soooooooooo how much does he weigh now?" The proud father answers that he now weighs 9kg s.

    The barman is puzzled and concerned and asks "What happened, he already weighed 12kg on the day he was born".

    The South African father takes a slow swig from his long neck Castle
    beer, wipes his lips on his khaki shirt, leans proudly over to the
    bartender and says .........

    "Had him circumcised boet"!
     
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  2. MountainPro

    MountainPro New Member

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    :p funny...

     
  3. less'go

    less'go New Member

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    Roflmao, truly...
     
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