Psychiactric Hotline

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by DOC69, Oct 12, 2004.

  1. DOC69

    DOC69 New Member

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    Hello, welcome to the Psychiatric Hotline.
    • If you are obsessive compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly.
    • If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2.
    • If you have multiple personalities, please press 3, 4, 5 and 6.
    • If you are paranoid-delusional, don't do anything. We know who you are and what you want. Just stay on the line until we can trace the call.
    • If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a little voice will tell you which number to press.
    • If you are depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press. No one will reply and nothing will really ever change anyway.
    • If you have attention deficit disorder, we can't help you because you have probably already hung up by now.
     
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  2. less'go

    less'go New Member

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    Thanks for all the good ones, doc! I liked the mice a lot, too.
     
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