race report



I ran a two-mile race today. I led the pack for about the first 30
seconds. Then, not so much.

I hit the half-mile mark at about 3:30. Then, I passed the mile mark
at about 8:08. I finished off with a 17:27 and beat a fat guy and some
five-year-olds.
 
[email protected] wrote:

> I ran a two-mile race today. I led the pack for about the first 30
> seconds. Then, not so much.


Sounds like you may have spent your energy in the first mile.

> I hit the half-mile mark at about 3:30. Then, I passed the mile mark
> at about 8:08. I finished off with a 17:27 and beat a fat guy


Oh? Bill Rodgers didnt' say he was in a race today. Bill? How's about a
race report from the fat guy perspective.
 
On 1 Oct 2005 15:03:50 -0700, "ChristyRunnr" <[email protected]>
wrote:

>Go away troll.


Gave you an orgasm eh? Well, it's more than your girlfriend can do for
you.
 
On Sat, 01 Oct 2005 23:03:27 GMT, "Doug Freese" <[email protected]>
wrote:

>He couldn't make a pimple on the real BR's ass.


There are only pimples on your diseased ****.