Originally posted by byron27
Im heading over east this weekend and am interested in racing while im on holidays. I wont have time on the weekends (family commitments..) but can race during the week. Are there any regular weeknight road races that are held in melbourne and sydney?.
Originally posted by flyingdutch
every weeknight. CBD to North Boring.
'Tour de Suburbia'
A grade starts at approx 5:15pm. duration 40 minutes plus hills.
Must carry helmet, lights, DIY repairs, backpack or panniers
Interval sprints for lights and KOM up Doncaster Rd
Originally posted by byron27
where does it start in the CBD?
Originally posted by flyingdutch
Well, its my commute home.
So, my work to home
Originally posted by byron27
whats the prizemoney like?
a couple of killer pythons and a choc milk?
Originally posted by byron27
whats the prizemoney like?
a couple of killer pythons and a choc milk?
Originally posted by flyingdutch
You get to wear the coveted Rainbow pyjamas for 8 hours, and yes a 24 hour licence to top-post at will.
Some jealous fools may look on in awe but you can walk tall knowing that you did the training and any mention of those ampules of ribena found in the bin were someone elses'...
Originally posted by byron27
Has this licence to top-post been authorised by Drs?
> Little known fact: Perth has the highest consumption rate
> of flavoured milk in the world: 43litres per year.
That's pretty pissy for a city of over a million people. I
could beat that myself.
Originally posted by byron27
There is one thing that strikes me as being pretty strange about flavoured milk. In Perth, it seems to be the "tough mans" drink. All the tradesmen and bikies drink the stuff. A durry in one hand and a chocchill in the other....a true man.
Originally posted by flyingdutch
My first job out of college, I worked in a design studio with a rather attractive receptionist. Got talkin bout surfin, etc, etc
Turns out she was a Big-M calendar Girl (in every sense of the word ).
As for Chocolate Milk. that's for nancies
Any thinking flavoured milk connessuer(?) knows that BigM coffee is the Go!
Just take a look at any building site. Amongst the rubble will be the obligatory empty slab-box, pie wrappers/burger bags and empty Coffee BigM cartons
Oh, just remembered there's another category in the race!
the coveted 'Badgar's ****' Jersey. Goes to the racer who gets the most road-grime up their back
Originally posted by byron27
sorry, but as any perthites on this forum will attest, perth has the best quality and selection of flavoured milk in Australia. I have tried a Big M, and god knows, i have persisted with it each time i have travelled to essendonland, and it just doesnt cut the mustard with what we have over here. I'll send some to you xpress post flyingdutch, should only take a day or two.
With the size of my **** all the dirt gets caught in my crud catcher. No badgers for me....
Yes, but the BigM girls ...
Originally posted by byron27
Yes, i know what you mean. the big choc milk manufacturer over here, Masters, had an ad campaign recently where the foreman (?) ofa buildingsite was this hot little thing in little stubbies and a singlet telling this tradesman how she would be "supervising him today" while sculling a choc milk.
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