"15:06 CEST 42km/98km to go
Skipping a few classifications, because I know everyone
is interested. What's the Fair Play classification? It's
pretty straightforward: your team scores points by
breaking the rules, like getting illegal feeds from a team
car, getting pushed by anyone up a hill, throwing your
bidon at someone, pushing a fellow sprinter into the
barriers, or (the most heinous crime of all), urinating in
front of the fans.
Obviously, the fewer points your team has, the better. So
far, Ceramica Panaria-Navigare is the squeaky clean team
of the Giro, having scored zero points. Chapeau!"
The hat trick is urinating on an opponent while catching a
ride from the team car.
--
Michael Press