RBR Supreme Ruler FAQ

"Bruce Johnston" <[email protected]> wrote in message news:<[email protected]>...

> -----------------------------------------------------
> Heads up, all you Newbies...
>
> This is Kurgan's newsgroup. If you want to post, you have to go through Kurgan's one man gauntlet.
> He is here 24/7 and inspects every single post. He is lord of RBR and stands as previously stated,
> the judge, jury and executioner over RBR. He decides who enters and who leaves. He is more then a
> moderator, more like a totalitarian dictatorship of RBR. Just get used to the [Dumbass], and
> you'll know your been hit by Kurgan. You can't killfile Kurgan. That's like trying to kill Bin
> Laden, it's not possible. So just get used to him if you want to stay here. Sometimes he takes a
> rare break from RBR. I suppose he gets in his mouse and goes down to the bank and gets some trust
> fund money out and goes on a vacation. If I lived in San Diego I can think of a lot things to do
> besides hanging around RBR 24/7, but that's his choice, so suck it up and get used to it.

I have never seen the job description of RBR Supreme Ruler written so elegantly. It should
become the FAQ,

Nice job Bruce. Henry is the King!

-Ken

 

"K. J. Papai" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
> "Bruce Johnston" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:<[email protected]>...
>
> > -----------------------------------------------------
> > Heads up, all you Newbies...
> >
> > This is Kurgan's newsgroup. If you want to post, you have to go through Kurgan's one man
> > gauntlet. He is here 24/7 and inspects every single
post.
> > He is lord of RBR and stands as previously stated, the judge, jury and executioner over RBR. He
> > decides who enters and who leaves. He is more
then
> > a moderator, more like a totalitarian dictatorship of RBR. Just get used
to
> > the [Dumbass], and you'll know your been hit by Kurgan. You can't
killfile
> > Kurgan. That's like trying to kill Bin Laden, it's not possible. So just
get
> > used to him if you want to stay here. Sometimes he takes a rare break
from
> > RBR. I suppose he gets in his mouse and goes down to the bank and gets
some
> > trust fund money out and goes on a vacation. If I lived in San Diego I
can
> > think of a lot things to do besides hanging around RBR 24/7, but that's
his
> > choice, so suck it up and get used to it.
>
> I have never seen the job description of RBR Supreme Ruler written so elegantly. It should become
> the FAQ,
>
> Nice job Bruce. Henry is the King!
>
> -Ken

Who would have the audacity to replace Henry if he died an untimely death. That's the only way the
position could be filled by the next senior member in RBR, but no one even comes close to the level
of audacity that Henry sports in RBR posts.

B-

 

"Bruce Johnston" <[email protected]> wrote in message news:[email protected]...
>
> "K. J. Papai" <[email protected]> wrote in message
> news:[email protected]...
> > "Bruce Johnston" <[email protected]> wrote in message
> news:<[email protected]>...
> >
> > > -----------------------------------------------------
> > > Heads up, all you Newbies...
> > >
> > > This is Kurgan's newsgroup. If you want to post, you have to go
through
> > > Kurgan's one man gauntlet. He is here 24/7 and inspects every single
> post.
> > > He is lord of RBR and stands as previously stated, the judge, jury and executioner over RBR.
> > > He decides who enters and who leaves. He is more
... , so suck it up and get used to it.
> >
> > I have never seen the job description of RBR Supreme Ruler written so elegantly. It should
> > become the FAQ,
> >
> > Nice job Bruce. Henry is the King!
> >
> > -Ken
>
> Who would have the audacity to replace Henry if he died an untimely death. That's the only way the
> position could be filled by the next senior member in RBR, but no one even comes close to the
> level of audacity that Henry sports in RBR posts.

Henry, the skinny goat he is, will out-live us all.

Long live the King.

>
> B-

 

"Bruce Johnston" <[email protected]> wrote in message news:[email protected]...
>
> "K. J. Papai" <[email protected]> wrote in message
> news:[email protected]...
> > "Bruce Johnston" <[email protected]> wrote in message
> news:<[email protected]>...
> >
> > > -----------------------------------------------------
> > > Heads up, all you Newbies...
> > >
> > > This is Kurgan's newsgroup. If you want to post, you have to go
through
> > > Kurgan's one man gauntlet. He is here 24/7 and inspects every single
> post.
> > > He is lord of RBR and stands as previously stated, the judge, jury and executioner over RBR.
> > > He decides who enters and who leaves. He is more
> then
> > > a moderator, more like a totalitarian dictatorship of RBR. Just get
used
> to
> > > the [Dumbass], and you'll know your been hit by Kurgan. You can't
> killfile
> > > Kurgan. That's like trying to kill Bin Laden, it's not possible. So
just
> get
> > > used to him if you want to stay here. Sometimes he takes a rare break
> from
> > > RBR. I suppose he gets in his mouse and goes down to the bank and gets
> some
> > > trust fund money out and goes on a vacation. If I lived in San Diego I
> can
> > > think of a lot things to do besides hanging around RBR 24/7, but
that's
> his
> > > choice, so suck it up and get used to it.
> >
> > I have never seen the job description of RBR Supreme Ruler written so elegantly. It should
> > become the FAQ,
> >
> > Nice job Bruce. Henry is the King!
> >
> > -Ken
>
> Who would have the audacity to replace Henry if he died an untimely death. That's the only way the
> position could be filled by the next senior member in RBR, but no one even comes close to the
> level of audacity that Henry sports in RBR posts.
>
> B-

Don't even make jokes as if anyone cares, please?

With a personality like that, is any death untimely?

 

"K. J. Papai" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
> "Bruce Johnston" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:<[email protected]>...
>
> > -----------------------------------------------------
> > Heads up, all you Newbies...
> >
> > This is Kurgan's newsgroup. If you want to post, you have to go through Kurgan's one man
> > gauntlet. He is here 24/7 and inspects every single
post.
> > He is lord of RBR and stands as previously stated, the judge, jury and executioner over RBR. He
> > decides who enters and who leaves. He is more
then
> > a moderator, more like a totalitarian dictatorship of RBR. Just get used
to
> > the [Dumbass], and you'll know your been hit by Kurgan. You can't
killfile
> > Kurgan. That's like trying to kill Bin Laden, it's not possible. So just
get
> > used to him if you want to stay here. Sometimes he takes a rare break
from
> > RBR. I suppose he gets in his mouse and goes down to the bank and gets
some
> > trust fund money out and goes on a vacation. If I lived in San Diego I
can
> > think of a lot things to do besides hanging around RBR 24/7, but that's
his
> > choice, so suck it up and get used to it.
>
> I have never seen the job description of RBR Supreme Ruler written so elegantly. It should become
> the FAQ,
>
> Nice job Bruce. Henry is the King!

Pappy, I don't want your job. You are THE SUPREME RULER.

 

"Kurgan Gringioni" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
>
> "K. J. Papai" <[email protected]> wrote in message
> news:[email protected]...
> > "Bruce Johnston" <[email protected]> wrote in message
> news:<[email protected]>...
> >
> > > -----------------------------------------------------
> > > Heads up, all you Newbies...
> > >
> > > This is Kurgan's newsgroup. If you want to post, you have to go
through
> > > Kurgan's one man gauntlet. He is here 24/7 and inspects every single
> post.
> > > He is lord of RBR and stands as previously stated, the judge, jury and executioner over RBR.
> > > He decides who enters and who leaves. He is more
> then
> > > a moderator, more like a totalitarian dictatorship of RBR. Just get
used
> to
> > > the [Dumbass], and you'll know your been hit by Kurgan. You can't
> killfile
> > > Kurgan. That's like trying to kill Bin Laden, it's not possible. So
just
> get
> > > used to him if you want to stay here. Sometimes he takes a rare break
> from
> > > RBR. I suppose he gets in his mouse and goes down to the bank and gets
> some
> > > trust fund money out and goes on a vacation. If I lived in San Diego I
> can
> > > think of a lot things to do besides hanging around RBR 24/7, but
that's
> his
> > > choice, so suck it up and get used to it.
> >
> > I have never seen the job description of RBR Supreme Ruler written so elegantly. It should
> > become the FAQ,
> >
> > Nice job Bruce. Henry is the King!
>
>
>
> Pappy, I don't want your job. You are THE SUPREME RULER.

If I may, nothing personal on this one, thanks.

Carl? Isn't that Papai not Pappy?

B-

 

Yes, it is.

See? You're showing improvement already.

Carl
Self-help counselor to rbr

 

"Bruce Johnston" <[email protected]> wrote in message news:[email protected]...
> >
> > Pappy, I don't want your job. You are THE SUPREME RULER.
>
> If I may, nothing personal on this one, thanks.

Pappy is The Supreme Ruler (bestowed upon him by the previous Supreme Ruler, AA), but has had
trouble handling the extreme pressure of that position. Note that AA had a nervious breakdown,
leading to finger cancer and semi-retirement from this group.

George W. Bush has it much easier. Month long working vacations in Texas. The Supreme Ruler of RBR
has no such perks, only the flame-throwing posts of his subjects.

 

> > > I have never seen the job description of RBR Supreme Ruler written so elegantly. It should
> > > become the FAQ,
> > >
> > > Nice job Bruce. Henry is the King! [Pappy]
> >
> >
> > Pappy, I don't want your job. You are THE SUPREME RULER.
>
> If I may, nothing personal on this one, thanks.
>
> Carl? Isn't that Papai not Pappy?

"Pappy" is phonetic, so that's cool by me.

 

> "Kurgan Gringioni" <[email protected]> wrote in message
> news:[email protected]...
>>
>> "K. J. Papai" <[email protected]> wrote in message
>> news:[email protected]...
>>> "Bruce Johnston" <[email protected]> wrote in message
>> news:<[email protected]>...
>>>
>>>> -----------------------------------------------------
>>>> Heads up, all you Newbies...
>>>>
>>>> This is Kurgan's newsgroup. If you want to post, you have to go
> through
>>>> Kurgan's one man gauntlet. He is here 24/7 and inspects every single
>> post.
>>>> He is lord of RBR and stands as previously stated, the judge, jury and executioner over RBR. He
>>>> decides who enters and who leaves. He is more
>> then
>>>> a moderator, more like a totalitarian dictatorship of RBR. Just get
> used
>> to
>>>> the [Dumbass], and you'll know your been hit by Kurgan. You can't
>> killfile
>>>> Kurgan. That's like trying to kill Bin Laden, it's not possible. So
> just
>> get
>>>> used to him if you want to stay here. Sometimes he takes a rare break
>> from
>>>> RBR. I suppose he gets in his mouse and goes down to the bank and gets
>> some
>>>> trust fund money out and goes on a vacation. If I lived in San Diego I
>> can
>>>> think of a lot things to do besides hanging around RBR 24/7, but
> that's
>> his
>>>> choice, so suck it up and get used to it.
>>>
>>> I have never seen the job description of RBR Supreme Ruler written so elegantly. It should
>>> become the FAQ,
>>>
>>> Nice job Bruce. Henry is the King!
>>
>>
>>
>> Pappy, I don't want your job. You are THE SUPREME RULER.
>

Notice he did NOT disagree with anything written!!!

 

<[email protected]> wrote in message news:BB51CB2D.5026E%[email protected]...
>
> Notice he did NOT disagree with anything written!!!

It's already been done before. I'm tired of it. Feel free to believe whatever you wish.

 

In article <[email protected]>, "Kurgan Gringioni"
<[email protected]> wrote:

> > I have never seen the job description of RBR Supreme Ruler written so elegantly. It should
> > become the FAQ,
> >
> > Nice job Bruce. Henry is the King!
>
>
>
> Pappy, I don't want your job. You are THE SUPREME RULER.
>
>

Tony Austn is the SR.

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