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> Doug Taylor recently wrote to the cycling newsgroups the following message:
>> Please whack off in the privacy of your home and stop exposing your
>> tiny **** in public.
Edward Dolan wrote:
> What is there to be said about a scum bucket like him? Well, how about this:
>
> You're an idiot. A moron of the highest order. You're so stupid it's a
> wonder you can remember to breath. Intelligent ideas bounce off your head as
> if it were coated with teflon. Creative thoughts take alternate
> transportation in order to avoid even being in the same state as you. If you
> had an original thought it would die of loneliness before the hour was out.
> On an intelligence scale of 1 to 10 (10 corresponding to the highest
> attainable IQ) you're rating is so far into negative numbers that one would
> need to travel into another quantum reality in order to even catch a distant
> glimpse of it.
>
> Your personality is that of a rabid chihuahua intent on
> destroying its own tail. Your powers of observation are like that of the
> bird who keeps slamming into the picture window trying to get that other
> bird it keeps seeing. You are walking, talking proof that you don't have to
> be sentient to survive, and that Barnum was thinking of you when he uttered
> his immortal phrase regarding the birth of a sucker.
>
> You are, at varying times, tedious, boring, earth shatteringly hilarious in
> your idiocy,
> childish, moronic, pathetic, wretched, disgusting and pitiful. You are
> wholly without any redeeming social graces or value. If God ever decides to
> give the planet an enema you'd better run like the wind because anywhere you
> stand is a suitable place for The Insertion.
>
> And you probably dress funny, too.
>
> There is no animal so disgusting, so vile that it deserves comparison to
> you, for even the lowest, dirtiest, most parasitic member of the animal
> kingdom fills an ecological niche. You fill no niche.
> To call you a parasite would be injurious to the thousands of honest
> parasitic species. You are worse than vermin, for vermin does not pretend
> to be what it is not. You are truly human garbage.
>
> You are a fraudulent, lying, predatory charlatan. You are worthless
> compared to burnt-out light bulbs. Your will forever live in shame. You
> have nothing to say, and Godwin's Law does not apply when writing
> about you.
>
> You are the anti-Midas, for all that you touch becomes valueless and
> unusable. Mothers gather their children close when you appear. You are
> Nature's way of saying "&#%!!"
>
> You should get a real job but you are unemployable. You misspell short words
> and I doubt you can dance. You are as an oil slick upon a natural paradise.
> You would proposition Jon Benet Ramsey, and seduce her with bogus lines.
> You have made Tim Thorne look competent. You spoil everybody's day, and your
> horoscope is rarely accurate.
>
> You are an aberration, a corruption, a boil on the Net that needs to be
> lanced. You are a poison we need to vomit. You are a tooth so rotten it
> infects the whole body. You are sperm that should have been captured in a
> condom and flushed down a toilet.
>
> You are no fun, and you don't know how to post.
> I don't like you. I don't like anybody who has as little respect for
> others as you do. Go away.
>
> You swine. You vulgar little maggot. You worthless bag of filth. As we say
> on Earth. I'll bet you couldn't pour **** out of a boot with instructions
> from your ex-CO. You are a canker. A sore that won't go away. I would
> rather kiss a lawyer than be seen with you.
>
> You're a putrescent mass, a walking vomit. You are a spineless little worm
> deserving nothing but the profoundest contempt. You are a jerk, a cad, a
> weasel. Your life is a monument to stupidity. You are a stench, a
> revulsion, a big suck on a sour lemon.
>
> You are a bleating foal, a curdled staggering mutant dwarf smeared
> richly with the effluvia and offal accompanying your alleged birth
> into this world. An insensate, blinking calf, meaningful to nobody,
> abandoned by the puke-drooling, giggling beasts who sired you and
> then killed themselves in recognition of what they had done.
>
> I will never get over the embarrassment of belonging to the same species as
> you. You are a monster, an ogre, a malformity. I barf at the very thought
> of you. You have all the appeal of a paper cut. Lepers avoid you. You are
> vile, worthless, less than nothing. You are a weed, a fungus, the dregs of
> this earth. And did I mention you smell?
>
> Try to edit your responses of unnecessary material before attempting to
> empress us with your insight. The evidence that you are a nincompoop
> will still be available to readers, but they will be able to access it
> more rapidly. You snail-skulled little rabbit. Would that a hawk pick you
> up,
> drive its beak into your brain, and upon finding it rancid set you loose to
> fly briefly before spattering the ocean rocks with the frothy pink shame
> of your ignoble blood. May you choke on the queasy, convulsing nausea
> of your own trite, foolish beliefs.
>
> You are weary, stale, flat and unprofitable. You are grimy, squalid, nasty
> and profane. You are foul and disgusting. You're a fool, an ignoramus.
> Monkeys look down on you. Even sheep won't have sex with you. You are
> unreservedly pathetic, starved for attention, and lost in a land that
> reality
> forgot.
>
> And what meaning do you expect your delusionally self-important statements
> of unknowing, inexperienced opinion to have with us? What fantasy do you
> hold that you would believe that your tiny-fisted tantrums would have more
> weight than that of a leprous desert rat, spinning rabidly in a circle,
> waiting for the bite of the snake?
>
> You are a waste of flesh. You have no rhythm. You are ridiculous and
> obnoxious. You are the moral equivalent of a leech. You are a living
> emptiness, a meaningless void. You are sour and senile. You are a disease,
> you puerile one-handed slack-jawed drooling meatslapper.
>
> On a good day you're a half-wit. You remind me of drool. You are deficient
> in all that lends character. You have the personality of wallpaper. You are
> dank and filthy. You are asinine and benighted. You are the source of all
> unpleasantness. You spread misery and sorrow wherever you go.
>
> You smarmy lagerlout git. You bloody woofter sod. Bugger off, pillock.
> You grotty wanking oik artless base-court apple-john. You clouted boggish
> foot-licking twit. You dankish clack-dish plonker. You gormless
> crook-pated ******. You churlish boil-brained clotpole ponce. You
> cockered bum-bailey poofter. You craven dewberry pisshead cockup pratting
> naff. You gob-kissing gleeking flap-mouthed coxcomb. You dread-bolted
> fobbing beef-witted clapper-clawed flirt-gill.
>
> You are a fiend and a coward, and you have bad breath. You are degenerate,
> noxious and depraved. I feel debased just for knowing you exist. I despise
> everything about you, and I wish you would go away.
>
> I cannot believe how incredibly stupid you are. I mean rock-hard "I didn't
> say a bad job I said a ****-POOR job" stupid. Dehydrated-rock-hard stupid.
> Stupid so stupid that it goes way beyond the stupid we know into a whole
> different dimension of stupid. You are trans-stupid stupid. Meta-stupid.
> Stupid collapsed on itself so far that even the neutrons have collapsed.
> Stupid gotten so dense that no intellect can escape. Quantum singularity
> stupid. Blazing hot mid-day sun on Mercury stupid. You emit more stupid
> in one second than our entire galaxy emits in a year. Quasar stupid. Your
> writing has to be a troll. Nothing in our universe can really be this
> stupid. Perhaps this is some primordial fragment from the original big bang
> of
> stupid. Some pure essence of a stupid so uncontaminated by anything else
> as to be beyond the laws of physics that we know. I'm sorry. I can't go
> on. This is an epiphany of stupid for me.
>
> After this, you may not hear from me again for a while. I don't have enough
> strength left to deride your ignorant questions and half baked comments
> about
> unimportant trivia, or any of the rest of this drivel. D'oh.
>
> The only thing worse than your logic is your manners. I have snipped
> away most of your of what you wrote, because, well... it didn't really
> say anything. Your attempt at constructing a creative flame was pitiful.
> I mean, really, stringing together a bunch of insults among a load of
> babbling was hardly effective... Maybe later in life, after you have
> learned to read, write, study, spell, and count, you will have more success.
>
> True, these are rudimentary skills that many of us "normal" people take
> for granted that everyone has an easy time of mastering. But we sometimes
> forget that there are "challenged" persons in this world who find these
> things more difficult. If I had known, that this was your case then I
> would have never read your posts. It just wouldn't have been "right".
> Sort of like parking in a handicap space.
>
> I wish you the best of luck in the emotional, and social struggles that
> seem to be placing such a demand on you.
>
> P.S.:
>
> You are hypocritical, greedy, violent, malevolent, vengeful, cowardly,
> deadly, mendacious, meretricious, loathsome, despicable, belligerent,
> opportunistic, barratrous, contemptible, criminal, fascistic, bigoted,
> racist, sexist, avaricious, tasteless, idiotic, brain-damaged, imbecilic,
> insane, arrogant, deceitful, demented, lame, self-righteous, byzantine,
> conspiratorial, satanic, fraudulent, libelous, bilious, splenetic,
> spastic, ignorant, clueless, illegitimate, harmful, destructive, dumb,
> evasive, double-talking, devious, revisionist, narrow, manipulative,
> paternalistic, fundamentalist, dogmatic, idolatrous, unethical, cultic,
> diseased, suppressive, controlling, restrictive, malignant, deceptive,
> dim, crazy, weird, dystopic, stifling, uncaring, plantigrade, grim,
> unsympathetic, jargon-spouting, censorious, secretive, aggressive,
> mind-numbing, abrasive, poisonous, flagrant, self-destructive, abusive,
> socially-retarded, and puerile.
I believe you intended "impress" , wrote "empress"
--
Andrew Muzi
www.yellowjersey.org
Open every day since 1 April, 1971
>> Please whack off in the privacy of your home and stop exposing your
>> tiny **** in public.
Edward Dolan wrote:
> What is there to be said about a scum bucket like him? Well, how about this:
>
> You're an idiot. A moron of the highest order. You're so stupid it's a
> wonder you can remember to breath. Intelligent ideas bounce off your head as
> if it were coated with teflon. Creative thoughts take alternate
> transportation in order to avoid even being in the same state as you. If you
> had an original thought it would die of loneliness before the hour was out.
> On an intelligence scale of 1 to 10 (10 corresponding to the highest
> attainable IQ) you're rating is so far into negative numbers that one would
> need to travel into another quantum reality in order to even catch a distant
> glimpse of it.
>
> Your personality is that of a rabid chihuahua intent on
> destroying its own tail. Your powers of observation are like that of the
> bird who keeps slamming into the picture window trying to get that other
> bird it keeps seeing. You are walking, talking proof that you don't have to
> be sentient to survive, and that Barnum was thinking of you when he uttered
> his immortal phrase regarding the birth of a sucker.
>
> You are, at varying times, tedious, boring, earth shatteringly hilarious in
> your idiocy,
> childish, moronic, pathetic, wretched, disgusting and pitiful. You are
> wholly without any redeeming social graces or value. If God ever decides to
> give the planet an enema you'd better run like the wind because anywhere you
> stand is a suitable place for The Insertion.
>
> And you probably dress funny, too.
>
> There is no animal so disgusting, so vile that it deserves comparison to
> you, for even the lowest, dirtiest, most parasitic member of the animal
> kingdom fills an ecological niche. You fill no niche.
> To call you a parasite would be injurious to the thousands of honest
> parasitic species. You are worse than vermin, for vermin does not pretend
> to be what it is not. You are truly human garbage.
>
> You are a fraudulent, lying, predatory charlatan. You are worthless
> compared to burnt-out light bulbs. Your will forever live in shame. You
> have nothing to say, and Godwin's Law does not apply when writing
> about you.
>
> You are the anti-Midas, for all that you touch becomes valueless and
> unusable. Mothers gather their children close when you appear. You are
> Nature's way of saying "&#%!!"
>
> You should get a real job but you are unemployable. You misspell short words
> and I doubt you can dance. You are as an oil slick upon a natural paradise.
> You would proposition Jon Benet Ramsey, and seduce her with bogus lines.
> You have made Tim Thorne look competent. You spoil everybody's day, and your
> horoscope is rarely accurate.
>
> You are an aberration, a corruption, a boil on the Net that needs to be
> lanced. You are a poison we need to vomit. You are a tooth so rotten it
> infects the whole body. You are sperm that should have been captured in a
> condom and flushed down a toilet.
>
> You are no fun, and you don't know how to post.
> I don't like you. I don't like anybody who has as little respect for
> others as you do. Go away.
>
> You swine. You vulgar little maggot. You worthless bag of filth. As we say
> on Earth. I'll bet you couldn't pour **** out of a boot with instructions
> from your ex-CO. You are a canker. A sore that won't go away. I would
> rather kiss a lawyer than be seen with you.
>
> You're a putrescent mass, a walking vomit. You are a spineless little worm
> deserving nothing but the profoundest contempt. You are a jerk, a cad, a
> weasel. Your life is a monument to stupidity. You are a stench, a
> revulsion, a big suck on a sour lemon.
>
> You are a bleating foal, a curdled staggering mutant dwarf smeared
> richly with the effluvia and offal accompanying your alleged birth
> into this world. An insensate, blinking calf, meaningful to nobody,
> abandoned by the puke-drooling, giggling beasts who sired you and
> then killed themselves in recognition of what they had done.
>
> I will never get over the embarrassment of belonging to the same species as
> you. You are a monster, an ogre, a malformity. I barf at the very thought
> of you. You have all the appeal of a paper cut. Lepers avoid you. You are
> vile, worthless, less than nothing. You are a weed, a fungus, the dregs of
> this earth. And did I mention you smell?
>
> Try to edit your responses of unnecessary material before attempting to
> empress us with your insight. The evidence that you are a nincompoop
> will still be available to readers, but they will be able to access it
> more rapidly. You snail-skulled little rabbit. Would that a hawk pick you
> up,
> drive its beak into your brain, and upon finding it rancid set you loose to
> fly briefly before spattering the ocean rocks with the frothy pink shame
> of your ignoble blood. May you choke on the queasy, convulsing nausea
> of your own trite, foolish beliefs.
>
> You are weary, stale, flat and unprofitable. You are grimy, squalid, nasty
> and profane. You are foul and disgusting. You're a fool, an ignoramus.
> Monkeys look down on you. Even sheep won't have sex with you. You are
> unreservedly pathetic, starved for attention, and lost in a land that
> reality
> forgot.
>
> And what meaning do you expect your delusionally self-important statements
> of unknowing, inexperienced opinion to have with us? What fantasy do you
> hold that you would believe that your tiny-fisted tantrums would have more
> weight than that of a leprous desert rat, spinning rabidly in a circle,
> waiting for the bite of the snake?
>
> You are a waste of flesh. You have no rhythm. You are ridiculous and
> obnoxious. You are the moral equivalent of a leech. You are a living
> emptiness, a meaningless void. You are sour and senile. You are a disease,
> you puerile one-handed slack-jawed drooling meatslapper.
>
> On a good day you're a half-wit. You remind me of drool. You are deficient
> in all that lends character. You have the personality of wallpaper. You are
> dank and filthy. You are asinine and benighted. You are the source of all
> unpleasantness. You spread misery and sorrow wherever you go.
>
> You smarmy lagerlout git. You bloody woofter sod. Bugger off, pillock.
> You grotty wanking oik artless base-court apple-john. You clouted boggish
> foot-licking twit. You dankish clack-dish plonker. You gormless
> crook-pated ******. You churlish boil-brained clotpole ponce. You
> cockered bum-bailey poofter. You craven dewberry pisshead cockup pratting
> naff. You gob-kissing gleeking flap-mouthed coxcomb. You dread-bolted
> fobbing beef-witted clapper-clawed flirt-gill.
>
> You are a fiend and a coward, and you have bad breath. You are degenerate,
> noxious and depraved. I feel debased just for knowing you exist. I despise
> everything about you, and I wish you would go away.
>
> I cannot believe how incredibly stupid you are. I mean rock-hard "I didn't
> say a bad job I said a ****-POOR job" stupid. Dehydrated-rock-hard stupid.
> Stupid so stupid that it goes way beyond the stupid we know into a whole
> different dimension of stupid. You are trans-stupid stupid. Meta-stupid.
> Stupid collapsed on itself so far that even the neutrons have collapsed.
> Stupid gotten so dense that no intellect can escape. Quantum singularity
> stupid. Blazing hot mid-day sun on Mercury stupid. You emit more stupid
> in one second than our entire galaxy emits in a year. Quasar stupid. Your
> writing has to be a troll. Nothing in our universe can really be this
> stupid. Perhaps this is some primordial fragment from the original big bang
> of
> stupid. Some pure essence of a stupid so uncontaminated by anything else
> as to be beyond the laws of physics that we know. I'm sorry. I can't go
> on. This is an epiphany of stupid for me.
>
> After this, you may not hear from me again for a while. I don't have enough
> strength left to deride your ignorant questions and half baked comments
> about
> unimportant trivia, or any of the rest of this drivel. D'oh.
>
> The only thing worse than your logic is your manners. I have snipped
> away most of your of what you wrote, because, well... it didn't really
> say anything. Your attempt at constructing a creative flame was pitiful.
> I mean, really, stringing together a bunch of insults among a load of
> babbling was hardly effective... Maybe later in life, after you have
> learned to read, write, study, spell, and count, you will have more success.
>
> True, these are rudimentary skills that many of us "normal" people take
> for granted that everyone has an easy time of mastering. But we sometimes
> forget that there are "challenged" persons in this world who find these
> things more difficult. If I had known, that this was your case then I
> would have never read your posts. It just wouldn't have been "right".
> Sort of like parking in a handicap space.
>
> I wish you the best of luck in the emotional, and social struggles that
> seem to be placing such a demand on you.
>
> P.S.:
>
> You are hypocritical, greedy, violent, malevolent, vengeful, cowardly,
> deadly, mendacious, meretricious, loathsome, despicable, belligerent,
> opportunistic, barratrous, contemptible, criminal, fascistic, bigoted,
> racist, sexist, avaricious, tasteless, idiotic, brain-damaged, imbecilic,
> insane, arrogant, deceitful, demented, lame, self-righteous, byzantine,
> conspiratorial, satanic, fraudulent, libelous, bilious, splenetic,
> spastic, ignorant, clueless, illegitimate, harmful, destructive, dumb,
> evasive, double-talking, devious, revisionist, narrow, manipulative,
> paternalistic, fundamentalist, dogmatic, idolatrous, unethical, cultic,
> diseased, suppressive, controlling, restrictive, malignant, deceptive,
> dim, crazy, weird, dystopic, stifling, uncaring, plantigrade, grim,
> unsympathetic, jargon-spouting, censorious, secretive, aggressive,
> mind-numbing, abrasive, poisonous, flagrant, self-destructive, abusive,
> socially-retarded, and puerile.
I believe you intended "impress" , wrote "empress"
--
Andrew Muzi
www.yellowjersey.org
Open every day since 1 April, 1971
