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Howard Kveck
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In article <[email protected]>,
William Asher <[email protected]> wrote:
> We're going to need some commandments. Ten seems like too many to keep
> track of, so lets cut that down to seven, or so, depending whether I run
> out of energy towards the end.
>
> 1. Thou shalt not covet thy riding partners' significant others unless
> he/she are smoking hot and thou are almost certain he/she are attracted to
> thee.
>
> 2. Thou shalt not attack when thy teammate is up the road in the break.
>
> 3. Thou shalt not ride with thine tongue hanging out like Christoffe
> Moureoua.
>
> 4. Honor thy Kunich, for he, like Benjamin Franlin, is the fount of all
> that is good, just, and wise, except he is infused with the holy rage of
> roid.
Is that rage steroid or hemorrhoid based? I suppose it'd be easy to
know if you'd said "holey rage".
> 5. Mock not they neighbor's custom Seven, Merckx, or Madonne, even though
> you know you could take him/her in a sprint, climb, time-trial, or "picking
> up Basso's sister in a bar competition."
>
> 6. Thou shalt never spell the name of a Euro-pro correctly.
Just because some euro-pro spells his name differently than we spell
his name doesn't mean he's right. As seen in Commandment 3...
> 7. Thou may not use "his/her PEDs were better than mine" as an excuse for
> getting smoked in a sprint, climb, time-trial, or "picking up Basso's
> sister in a bar competition."
>
> http://tinyurl.com/3d6m4c
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tanx,
Howard
Never take a tenant with a monkey.
remove YOUR SHOES to reply, ok?
William Asher <[email protected]> wrote:
> We're going to need some commandments. Ten seems like too many to keep
> track of, so lets cut that down to seven, or so, depending whether I run
> out of energy towards the end.
>
> 1. Thou shalt not covet thy riding partners' significant others unless
> he/she are smoking hot and thou are almost certain he/she are attracted to
> thee.
>
> 2. Thou shalt not attack when thy teammate is up the road in the break.
>
> 3. Thou shalt not ride with thine tongue hanging out like Christoffe
> Moureoua.
>
> 4. Honor thy Kunich, for he, like Benjamin Franlin, is the fount of all
> that is good, just, and wise, except he is infused with the holy rage of
> roid.
Is that rage steroid or hemorrhoid based? I suppose it'd be easy to
know if you'd said "holey rage".
> 5. Mock not they neighbor's custom Seven, Merckx, or Madonne, even though
> you know you could take him/her in a sprint, climb, time-trial, or "picking
> up Basso's sister in a bar competition."
>
> 6. Thou shalt never spell the name of a Euro-pro correctly.
Just because some euro-pro spells his name differently than we spell
his name doesn't mean he's right. As seen in Commandment 3...
> 7. Thou may not use "his/her PEDs were better than mine" as an excuse for
> getting smoked in a sprint, climb, time-trial, or "picking up Basso's
> sister in a bar competition."
>
> http://tinyurl.com/3d6m4c
--
tanx,
Howard
Never take a tenant with a monkey.
remove YOUR SHOES to reply, ok?