Re: butt zits acne saddle sores

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Johnny Sunset aka Tom Sherman

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[email protected] wrote:
> Butt zits? Spring comes and with "it"-butt zits!!
> The butt zit problem is off course resolvable with corrective hygiene
> but lacking that Dial with 60% Triclosan kills bacteria (and virii),
> responsible for excreting your cells as butt zits, D.E.A.D. - more
> effective than 0008 Cheney.
>
> The Dial triclosan is in itself somewhat deadly and should be used with
> caution-dilute 5 or 6 to 1 water to Dial, and use only in the affected
> areas or the would be effected areas before and after riding - at the
> gluteal/upper thigh junction, the pudendum, and medial gluteal areas
> (but not on your asshole-regular dishwashing soap there only). 60%
> Triclosan dial is on the superduper's shelf in a pump dispenser
> container-read the back label for ID.
>
> In previous butt zit posts, we recommended the use of a hose to hose
> the bottom butt areas off with water pressure, not relying on a drip
> down shower nozzle effect. The drip down leaves excessive soap and
> bacteria on the skin - visualize the gluteal/thigh area as a house
> eave in freezing weather with snow cover.
>
> the erythromyicin recommended in several books on long distance touring
> for curing already established butt zits can cost up to $75 or more for
> an ounce! Many times more if the zitts actually colonize these areas:
> as Ben said...


Gene reminds us of another reason to avoid uprights.

--
Tom Sherman - (In Transition)
Post Free or Die!
 
[email protected] wrote:
> yeah butt ya gotta clean the bacteria and dirt from da pores first or
> else yawl seal the **** in in with vaseline.
> the idea with the triclosan is-the stuff kills everthing from da hole
> on down soas when yawl fracture the butt skin in a thousand places and
> cram **** into da pores-all the bad guys are gone-zaaapppp-no infection
> to produce the zitts-essentially the butt product of a bacteria or
> virii colony.
> i'm using moose lube from wal at the butt/thigh after cleaning-on long
> rides only
> the lube reduces skin fractures fissure!!


Follow-up.

--
Tom Sherman - (In Transition)
President - G. Daniels Fan Club
 
"Johnny Sunset aka Tom Sherman" <[email protected]> wrote in message
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> [email protected] wrote:
>> yeah butt ya gotta clean the bacteria and dirt from da pores first or
>> else yawl seal the **** in in with vaseline.
>> the idea with the triclosan is-the stuff kills everthing from da hole
>> on down soas when yawl fracture the butt skin in a thousand places and
>> cram **** into da pores-all the bad guys are gone-zaaapppp-no infection
>> to produce the zitts-essentially the butt product of a bacteria or
>> virii colony.
>> i'm using moose lube from wal at the butt/thigh after cleaning-on long
>> rides only
>> the lube reduces skin fractures fissure!!

>
> Follow-up.


Yes, it is OK to do this since ARBR is now so dead. Most of us came to
recumbents from uprights and so we know all about this sort of thing. I am
doing a bit of cross-posting myself just to give the surviving members
something to read. The responsibilities of leadership weigh heavily!

However, let us hope that we can get back to where we were before Ed Gin
showed up and destroyed the group.

Regards,

Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
aka
Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota
 
I am humbled. I must ride by the upright shop and show them a real bicycle. And apologize. I felt the guy that changed out the shipping saddle for the "State of the Art" gel padded torture saddle for me and informed me that, "with the addition of padded cycling shorts the pain would fade in time" was insulting my intelligence. In fact, he was saving me from having to learn this sort of thing.

Now, I realize that there are many, many people out there who are simply ignorant of the fact that one does not need to rub ones' nether regions with all sorts of goo to avoid infections. They just do not realize the real cure is to get bent.

I shall cut and paste the informative message above into a document and memorize select parts of it so as to inject wit and humor into conversations with DF riders when they condescend to talk to a lowly bent rider. Perhaps I will evangelize.

Now, back to a lively discussion on another forum to discuss padded sailing shorts as a cure for "Fiberglass Ass".
 
Hull 697 wrote:

> the guy that changed out the shipping saddle
> for the "State of the Art" gel padded torture
> saddle for me and informed me that,
> "with the addition of padded cycling shorts
> the pain would fade in time"


Reminds me of the lyrics to the theme for the TV show, "M.A.S.H.":

"The sword of time will pierce our skins
It doesn't hurt when it begins
But as it works its way on in
The pain grow stronger."
-- Altman & Mandell, "Suicide is Painless"

--
"Bicycling is a healthy and manly pursuit with much
to recommend it, and, unlike other foolish crazes,
it has not died out." -- The Daily Telegraph (1877)
 

>
> I shall cut and paste the informative message above into a document and
> memorize select parts of it so as to inject wit and humor into
> conversations with DF riders when they condescend to talk to a lowly
> bent rider. Perhaps I will evangelize.
> --
> Hull 697


Just don't use the word "awesome" more than once in a sentence.

Pat in TX
>
 
Pat in TX said:

Just don't use the word "awesome" more than once in a sentence.

Pat in TX
>
Ack! Yet another descriptive term, diminished by over- and inappropriate use.