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On Tue, 10 Jan 2006 09:59:23 +1100, Mastic <not@thisaddress> wrote:
>James Longstreet <[email protected]> wrote:
>
>>"junkhunter" <[email protected]> wrote in alt.flame.****ers...
>>
>>>How To Install a Poor-man's Security System:
>>>
>>>Go to a second-hand store, buy a pair of men's used work boots, a really
>>>big pair.
>>>
>>>Put them outside your front door on top of a copy of Guns and Ammo magazine.
>>>
>>>Put a dog dish beside it. A really big dog dish.
>>>
>>>Leave a note on your front door that says something like:
>>>"Bubba, big Mike and I have gone to get more ammunition -
>>>back in an hr." Don't disturb the pit bulls; they've just been de-wormed."
>>
>> ****ers are scared to death of ANY dog. That Taco Bell dog
>>will do, even with the Santa Claus hat on. Sometimes I take one of my
>>German Shepherds and drive through ****ertown with his head sticking
>>out the window. The ****er women are the funniest when they see him.
>>Dey b shittin'.
>
>Well you know how it is. The ****ers never domesticated any animals in
>their long and pathetic history so they think dogs are wild animals.
>
>Your friend Mastic
Negroes have an odor so distinct that dogs will chase them before they
go after a cat.
Will
>James Longstreet <[email protected]> wrote:
>
>>"junkhunter" <[email protected]> wrote in alt.flame.****ers...
>>
>>>How To Install a Poor-man's Security System:
>>>
>>>Go to a second-hand store, buy a pair of men's used work boots, a really
>>>big pair.
>>>
>>>Put them outside your front door on top of a copy of Guns and Ammo magazine.
>>>
>>>Put a dog dish beside it. A really big dog dish.
>>>
>>>Leave a note on your front door that says something like:
>>>"Bubba, big Mike and I have gone to get more ammunition -
>>>back in an hr." Don't disturb the pit bulls; they've just been de-wormed."
>>
>> ****ers are scared to death of ANY dog. That Taco Bell dog
>>will do, even with the Santa Claus hat on. Sometimes I take one of my
>>German Shepherds and drive through ****ertown with his head sticking
>>out the window. The ****er women are the funniest when they see him.
>>Dey b shittin'.
>
>Well you know how it is. The ****ers never domesticated any animals in
>their long and pathetic history so they think dogs are wild animals.
>
>Your friend Mastic
Negroes have an odor so distinct that dogs will chase them before they
go after a cat.
Will