Damsel in dis Dress <[email hidden]> wrote in
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Quoted message said:On Mon, 9 Oct 2006 14:45:00 -0400, Peri Meno <[email hidden]>
Quoted message said:My husband fell in love with me last Friday night when I served him a
tenderloin cut in half horizontally and then pounded paper thin,
grilled
Quoted message said:Quoted message said:for a couple of minutes on each side, and then served it on a
rectangular dish with a gawjuss salad mounded in the middle. Screamed
"date food" all over the place. Did some asparagus on the side, too.
He
Quoted message said:Quoted message said:was reeeaaaally impressed with my skills, and we had sex afterwards.
Some folks in this group are extremely repressed. Never use the word,
"sex" when making a post, unless it's a recipe for Better Than Sex
Cake. For some reason, people feel better if you use some kind of
sophomoric euphemism for sex, or something silly, like the following:
"He treated me to dessert"
"The rest of the evening was very romantic"ObDinner:
Last night, I served The World's Saltiest Ham, along with some bacon
and cheddar potatoes. Afterward, Crash kept his pants on. So did I.
So did Bill Clinton. I'd rather have gotten laid. <EG>
You forgot...It segwayed to surf pounding on the beach.
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The house of the burning beet-Alan
It'll be a sunny day in August, when the Moon will shine that night-
Elbonian Folklore