Re: Dolan and the Mora Public Library

[Edward Dolan]

"Jack Maars" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:wug%f.6794$P01.5113@pd7tw3no...
> Seems like our Mr. Dolan was walked out of the library at 200 Maple Ave.
> W.
> Mora, MN last month for downloading " inappropriate material ".
>
> I will not go into any details about what it was, but he has lost all
> library privileges.

The Great Ed Dolan, aka Saint Edward the Great, now only graces the Nobles
County Library with his noble presence. There are damn few Dolans here in
Western Minnesota. The Germans are thick as flies, but we Irish are few and
far between.

However, as a former college librarian myself, I would be interested to know
how anyone in this day and age could possibly be charged with downloading
inappropriate materials. From my brief experience of the Internet, it seems
like anything goes.

I am of course one of the greatest Saints ever to trod this earth. My
Holiness is legendary and as all the world knows there are no Greater Saints
than us Irish Saints. We are part and parcel of the Godhead and it would
behoove you not to cross us as we are in position to damn you to everlasting
hellfire. Yea, to cross Saint Edward the Great is to jeopardize your eternal
soul.

Others have advised me that they now see a halo about my sacred head. This
does not surprise me as I have known from my earliest youth that I was
destined to be a Great Saint, if not a God. To tell you the truth, when I
look around me and see how sinful the world has become, I realize that I
have now transcended to another world altogether. I am now at one with the
eternal Gods on Mt. Olympus and I look down at humanity with disdain and
contempt.

Regards,

Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
aka
Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota

 

[Dave]

I bicycle toured to Johnson City Tn and stopped in their library to get my
email. They had police walking up and down the aisles every five minutes
looking at every single computer screen to make sure people didn't do
something illegal? Just truly bone chilling , what we have become

"Edward Dolan" <[email protected]> wrote in message
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>
> "Jack Maars" <[email protected]> wrote in message
> news:wug%f.6794$P01.5113@pd7tw3no...
> > Seems like our Mr. Dolan was walked out of the library at 200 Maple Ave.
> > W.
> > Mora, MN last month for downloading " inappropriate material ".
> >
> > I will not go into any details about what it was, but he has lost all
> > library privileges.
>
> The Great Ed Dolan, aka Saint Edward the Great, now only graces the Nobles
> County Library with his noble presence. There are damn few Dolans here in
> Western Minnesota. The Germans are thick as flies, but we Irish are few
and
> far between.
>
> However, as a former college librarian myself, I would be interested to
know
> how anyone in this day and age could possibly be charged with downloading
> inappropriate materials. From my brief experience of the Internet, it
seems
> like anything goes.
>
> I am of course one of the greatest Saints ever to trod this earth. My
> Holiness is legendary and as all the world knows there are no Greater
Saints
> than us Irish Saints. We are part and parcel of the Godhead and it would
> behoove you not to cross us as we are in position to damn you to
everlasting
> hellfire. Yea, to cross Saint Edward the Great is to jeopardize your
eternal
> soul.
>
> Others have advised me that they now see a halo about my sacred head. This
> does not surprise me as I have known from my earliest youth that I was
> destined to be a Great Saint, if not a God. To tell you the truth, when I
> look around me and see how sinful the world has become, I realize that I
> have now transcended to another world altogether. I am now at one with the
> eternal Gods on Mt. Olympus and I look down at humanity with disdain and
> contempt.
>
> Regards,
>
> Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
> aka
> Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota
>
>
>