"Edward Dolan" <[email hidden]> wrote in message news:...
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"GOD" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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Quoted message said:The secret to corresponding with idiots is to be as idiotic as they are.
It is ever my role to play the straight man here on ARBR. But fools can
never make their play without the straight man. Who do you think was
funnier - Martin or Lewis? Abbot or Costello? Laurel or Hardy? I rest my
case.
I am not asking for a comparison of these duos, but rather who is the
funnier of the duos - Martin or Lewis, Abbot or Costello, Laurel or Hardy?
My contention is that the straight man is the funnier. Hardy, for instance,
is much funnier than Laurel, Abbot is much funnier than Costello and Martin
is much funnier than Lewis. What do you think?
Fools and clowns are never funny to me. It is only the straight men who are
funny. Of course they have to be offset by the fool. Circus clowns are the
saddest sons of [censored] who ever lived. They are simply pathetic. They ought
to be taken out and killed. Only a twelve year old mentality could possibly
appreciate them. But Hells Bells, I haven't been twelve years old for the
past half century.
The Europeans seem to like circus acts and clowns even more than do we
Americans. I attribute this to their eternal retardiness, no doubt caused by
their wars which have killed off all the intelligent Europeans over the past
century. Only confounded idiots are left - which is why European culture is
in serious decline. It is now not much more than a Disneyland for Americans.
The French, under Chirac, it goes without saying are beneath contempt.
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Regards,
Ed Dolan - Minnesota