Re: Frequently Asked Questions about Mike Vandeman

Discussion in 'rec.bicycles.soc' started by DudeMan, Jul 3, 2004.

  1. DudeMan

    DudeMan Guest


    > 1. What does Mike do for a living?
    >
    > a. Wears the cow suit at chick fil a
    > b. Sells tofu dogs at a stand on the corner
    > c. Drives an environmentally friendly compost truck
    > d. Runs Bicycle repairshop
    >
    > 2. Why does Mike post on the Usenet?
    >
    > a. Boredom
    > b. He has no friends
    > c. Mental Problems
    > d. all of the above
    >
    > 3. Why does Mike hate mountain biking?
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    > a. He could never learn to ride a bike as a child
    > b. A bike messenger cut him off in traffic
    > c. The seat irritates his hind end
    > d. His parents were killed in a tragic biking accident
    >
    > 4. What is Mikes PhD in?
    >
    > a. Environmental Science
    > b. Cooking with Tofu
    > c. History of Transportation
    > d. Composting with natural fecies
    >
    > 5. What kind of pet does Mike have?
    >
    > a. hairless dog
    > b. tailess cat
    > c. Pet Rock
    > d. He had a pet, but it was hit by a mountain bike
    >
    > 6. What is Mikes favorite food?
    >
    > a. Vegitarian Lasagna
    > b. fried Bald Eagle
    > c. Roast California Condor
    > d. Roast Mountain Biker
    >
    > 7. What kind of vehicle does Mike drive?
    >
    > a. VW Vanagan
    > b. Pinto
    > c. Diesel Rabbit modified to run on French Fry grease
    > d. no vehicle, licensed revoked for trying to run down a Mtn Biker
    >
    > 8. Where does Mike like to go when he eats out?
    >
    > a. Vegitarian Sams
    > b. KFC
    > c. Tofu Stand
    > d. He is banned from all resturants in his town, he has to order take out
    >
    > 9. What does Mike do for entertainment?
    >
    > a. makes prank phone calls
    > b. Goes bike riding
    > c. Burns old bicycle tires
    > d. Puts roofing tacks out on bike trails
    >
    > 11. Where will Mike build his humanless habitat?
    >
    > a. the restroom at K-mart
    > b. the old town sewage plant
    > c. the local bicycle shop
    > d. His back yard (Does that mean he'll have to move?)
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