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DudeMan
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> 1. What does Mike do for a living?
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> a. Wears the cow suit at chick fil a
> b. Sells tofu dogs at a stand on the corner
> c. Drives an environmentally friendly compost truck
> d. Runs Bicycle repairshop
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> 2. Why does Mike post on the Usenet?
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> a. Boredom
> b. He has no friends
> c. Mental Problems
> d. all of the above
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> 3. Why does Mike hate mountain biking?
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> a. He could never learn to ride a bike as a child
> b. A bike messenger cut him off in traffic
> c. The seat irritates his hind end
> d. His parents were killed in a tragic biking accident
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> 4. What is Mikes PhD in?
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> a. Environmental Science
> b. Cooking with Tofu
> c. History of Transportation
> d. Composting with natural fecies
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> 5. What kind of pet does Mike have?
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> a. hairless dog
> b. tailess cat
> c. Pet Rock
> d. He had a pet, but it was hit by a mountain bike
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> 6. What is Mikes favorite food?
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> a. Vegitarian Lasagna
> b. fried Bald Eagle
> c. Roast California Condor
> d. Roast Mountain Biker
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> 7. What kind of vehicle does Mike drive?
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> a. VW Vanagan
> b. Pinto
> c. Diesel Rabbit modified to run on French Fry grease
> d. no vehicle, licensed revoked for trying to run down a Mtn Biker
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> 8. Where does Mike like to go when he eats out?
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> a. Vegitarian Sams
> b. KFC
> c. Tofu Stand
> d. He is banned from all resturants in his town, he has to order take out
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> 9. What does Mike do for entertainment?
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> a. makes prank phone calls
> b. Goes bike riding
> c. Burns old bicycle tires
> d. Puts roofing tacks out on bike trails
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> 11. Where will Mike build his humanless habitat?
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> a. the restroom at K-mart
> b. the old town sewage plant
> c. the local bicycle shop
> d. His back yard (Does that mean he'll have to move?)
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