Re: I know what NoCom stands for!

[Johnny NoCom]

[email protected] wrote:

> Johnny NoCom wrote:
> > BikingBill wrote:
> >
> > > No Compete!
> > >
> > > Show up to some races before you go off spouting how great this
> bike
> > > is.
> > >
> > > Jeff invited you to Portland, go there and PROVE IT.
> > >
> > > Bill
> >
> > Jeff can wire my offshore account for an all expense paid 1st class
> > flight and deluxe accommodations in Portland's most expensive luxury
> > suite. When funds are transfered both I and Team NoCom will be there
> to
> > kick your ass.
>
> Johnny:
>
> We've had folks from all over the country (including Florida) who have
> flown in, raced, had fun, and gone home happy, all on their own dime.
> If you're too scared to do the same, just say so.
> Jeff
>
> P.S. Nice job on re-munging the email.

Mr. Wisils

I must remind you that the NoCom racing team is an elite group. We do not
do charity racing. We expect all of our travel and promotion expenses to
be covered by the race promoter. A large cash prize for winning will also
be expected.

When you are prepared to wire funds to my elite training camp in the
Bahamas I will accept your offer to travel and race in OREOgon.

Will you and all of your Portland racers travel to FL to face off with
some of the elite NoCom team?

Holiday Cheers
Johnny NoCom

 

[di]

"Johnny NoCom" <"Johnny NoCom"@BwianBentOverOnline.Com> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
>
..
>
> Mr. Wisils
>
> I must remind you that the NoCom racing team is an elite group. We do not
> do charity racing. We expect all of our travel and promotion expenses to
> be covered by the race promoter. A large cash prize for winning will also
> be expected.
>
> When you are prepared to wire funds to my elite training camp in the
> Bahamas I will accept your offer to travel and race in OREOgon.
>
> Will you and all of your Portland racers travel to FL to face off with
> some of the elite NoCom team?
>
> Holiday Cheers
> Johnny NoCom

Is anyone else tired of all this BS?

 

[Mark Hickey]

"di" <[email protected]> wrote:

>"Johnny NoCom" <"Johnny NoCom"@BwianBentOverOnline.Com> wrote in message
>news:[email protected]...
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>> Johnny NoCom
>
>Is anyone else tired of all this BS?

Only when anyone replies to it (since I ignore any posts he makes
directly)... best to just ignore him like you would any other gnat.

Mark Hickey
Habanero Cycles
http://www.habcycles.com
Home of the $695 ti frame

 

[The Pretzel]

"Mark Hickey" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
> "di" <[email protected]> wrote:
>
> >"Johnny NoCom" <"Johnny NoCom"@BwianBentOverOnline.Com> wrote in message
> >news:[email protected]...
> >>
> <snipped all content, like there WAS any>
> >> Johnny NoCom
> >
> >Is anyone else tired of all this BS?
>
> Only when anyone replies to it (since I ignore any posts he makes
> directly)... best to just ignore him like you would any other gnat.
>
> Mark Hickey
> Habanero Cycles
> http://www.habcycles.com
> Home of the $695 ti frame
Kill File.

I like the name of your shop BTW.

 

[Steve]

On 12/17/04 1:25 AM, in article [email protected],
"Johnny NoCom" <"Johnny NoCom"@BwianBentOverOnline.Com> wrote:

>
> Mr. Wisils
>
> I must remind you that the NoCom racing team is an elite group.

Yo!!! Ass dragger! Even Cat 5's are considered Elite..............



We do not
> do charity racing. We expect all of our travel and promotion expenses to
> be covered by the race promoter. A large cash prize for winning will also
> be expected.
>
> When you are prepared to wire funds to my elite training camp in the
> Bahamas I will accept your offer to travel and race in OREOgon.
>
> Will you and all of your Portland racers travel to FL to face off with
> some of the elite NoCom team?
>
> Holiday Cheers
> Johnny NoCom
>
>

 

[Tom Sherman]

Johnny NoCom wrote:

> ...
> Cat 1/2s are not capable holdinh 30 mph very long on their own with no
> drafting....

But a CAT 769 will run in the mid 40-mph range all day long without
drafting.

--
Tom Sherman - Rock Island County Illinois
Tetrahedral carbon lattices are not forever.

 

[Johnny NoCom]

Steve wrote:

> On 12/17/04 1:25 AM, in article [email protected],
> "Johnny NoCom" <"Johnny NoCom"@BwianBentOverOnline.Com> wrote:
>
> >
> > Mr. Wisils
> >
> > I must remind you that the NoCom racing team is an elite group.
>
> Yo!!! Ass dragger! Even Cat 5's are considered Elite..............
>
> We do not
> > do charity racing. We expect all of our travel and promotion expenses to
> > be covered by the race promoter. A large cash prize for winning will also
> > be expected.
> >
> > When you are prepared to wire funds to my elite training camp in the
> > Bahamas I will accept your offer to travel and race in OREOgon.
> >
> > Will you and all of your Portland racers travel to FL to face off with
> > some of the elite NoCom team?
> >
> > Holiday Cheers
> > Johnny NoCom
> >
> >

Steve,

We all know Cat 5s are useless roadkill at best. Try to realize all Cat 1/2s
are no match for any NoCom racer.

Cat 1/2s are not capable holdinh 30 mph very long on their own with no
drafting. Face it Steve, traditional UCI defunct design bicycles are no match
for any splitter plate recumbent that can average 36 mph in an easy gear. The
UCI has its head up the ass when it comes to restrictions and bike design.

Old school design UCI **** will NEVER EVER be as fast as a cutting edge street
luge recumbent design. You better ask Santa for a NoCom Steve. The NoCom is
the fastest stock bicycle in the known universe.

Holiday Cheers,

Johnny NoCom

 

[Tom Kunich]

"Johnny NoCom" <"Johnny NoCom"@BwianBentOverOnline.Com> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
>
> Cat 1/2s are not capable holdinh 30 mph very long on their own with no
> drafting.

I see you know what you're talking about. Maybe you could tell us about the
adelie penguin while you're at it.

 

[Steve]

On 12/17/04 7:57 PM, in article
[email protected], "Johnny NoCom" <"Johnny
NoCom"@BwianBentOverOnline.Com> wrote:

>
>
> Steve wrote:
>
>> On 12/17/04 1:25 AM, in article [email protected],
>> "Johnny NoCom" <"Johnny NoCom"@BwianBentOverOnline.Com> wrote:
>>
>>>
>>> Mr. Wisils
>>>
>>> I must remind you that the NoCom racing team is an elite group.
>>
>> Yo!!! Ass dragger! Even Cat 5's are considered Elite..............
>>
>> We do not
>>> do charity racing. We expect all of our travel and promotion expenses to
>>> be covered by the race promoter. A large cash prize for winning will also
>>> be expected.
>>>
>>> When you are prepared to wire funds to my elite training camp in the
>>> Bahamas I will accept your offer to travel and race in OREOgon.
>>>
>>> Will you and all of your Portland racers travel to FL to face off with
>>> some of the elite NoCom team?
>>>
>>> Holiday Cheers
>>> Johnny NoCom
>>>
>>>
>
> Steve,
>
> We all know Cat 5s are useless roadkill at best. Try to realize all Cat 1/2s
> are no match for any NoCom racer.
>
> Cat 1/2s are not capable holdinh 30 mph very long on their own with no
> drafting. Face it Steve, traditional UCI defunct design bicycles are no match
> for any splitter plate recumbent that can average 36 mph in an easy gear. The
> UCI has its head up the ass when it comes to restrictions and bike design.

You ass draggin spokes hole! anybody on a "real" bike can go as fast on one
of those low rider aero sleds. But why? You cannot be seen as good and they
do not maneuver as good.

Low visibility and double speed spells DEATH!!

NEVER! NEVER! NEVER!

>
> Old school design UCI **** will NEVER EVER be as fast as a cutting edge street
> luge recumbent design. You better ask Santa for a NoCom Steve. The NoCom is
> the fastest stock bicycle in the known universe.
>
> Holiday Cheers,
>
> Johnny NoCom
>
>

 

[Mozilla Gorilla]

Johnny NoCom <"Johnny NoCom"@BwianBentOverOnline.Com> wrote in
news:[email protected]:

> Old school design UCI **** will NEVER EVER be as fast as a cutting edge
> street luge recumbent design.

Hey, Johnny NoCock. Here's the deal. I got $500 that says, provided I get to
specify the course, my ass-hatchet commuter will beat your street luge
recumbent. You game?