On Fri, 10 Mar 2006 15:41:28 GMT, Doug Kanter wrote: > A slug makes its way into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender says "I > don't even allow dogs in here, much less slimy things like you. No drink. > Get out". The slug argues, annoys other patrons, and leaves a slime trail > all over the bar. Finally, the bartender slips a coaster under the slug, > takes him outside, and flings him into the bushes. > > Three months later, the slug reappears on the bar and asks the bartender > "Hey! What the hell did you do THAT for???" LOLOLOL! I have a friend that I trade "animal in a bar" jokes with. This one is going straight to him. -- Practice safe eating. Always use condiments.