Re: Joke Du Jour 03-10-06

Discussion in 'Food and nutrition' started by sf, Mar 10, 2006.

  1. sf

    sf Guest

    On Fri, 10 Mar 2006 15:41:28 GMT, Doug Kanter wrote:

    > A slug makes its way into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender says "I
    > don't even allow dogs in here, much less slimy things like you. No drink.
    > Get out". The slug argues, annoys other patrons, and leaves a slime trail
    > all over the bar. Finally, the bartender slips a coaster under the slug,
    > takes him outside, and flings him into the bushes.
    >
    > Three months later, the slug reappears on the bar and asks the bartender
    > "Hey! What the hell did you do THAT for???"



    LOLOLOL! I have a friend that I trade "animal in a bar" jokes with.
    This one is going straight to him.
    --

    Practice safe eating. Always use condiments.
     
    Tags:


  2. In article <[email protected]>,
    sf <[email protected]> wrote:

    > On Fri, 10 Mar 2006 15:41:28 GMT, Doug Kanter wrote:
    >
    > > A slug makes its way into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender says "I
    > > don't even allow dogs in here, much less slimy things like you. No drink.
    > > Get out". The slug argues, annoys other patrons, and leaves a slime trail
    > > all over the bar. Finally, the bartender slips a coaster under the slug,
    > > takes him outside, and flings him into the bushes.
    > >
    > > Three months later, the slug reappears on the bar and asks the bartender
    > > "Hey! What the hell did you do THAT for???"

    >
    >
    > LOLOLOL! I have a friend that I trade "animal in a bar" jokes with.
    > This one is going straight to him.


    Hey I like those too! :)
    --
    Peace, Om.

    "My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch." -Jack Nicholson
     
Loading...